Strong Grandma Perfume, LMAOHow to turn off a man:
- strong grandma perfume
- cut hair short
- discuss more kids
- discuss bigger house and larger mortgage
- suggest selling the Mustang and Harley, and getting an eco-friendly hybrid-fuel people carrier city special with multi baby seats in case of triplets
How to turn on a man:
- have bad accident with tray holding glass of rum & lime and plate of chocolate icecream that falls all over your [*chest / *lap / *thighs] (*delete as appropriate) - then say, "Honey, it seems a shame to waste it, can you lick it off please?"
- tell him you are leaving for Quebec tomorrow on a 15 year contract


Can we make a flavor that smells like money and power? Research seems to show that's what women respond to, even if they aren't aware of it. This explains how Donald Trump gets women, 'cause it's not his hair.
One thing to keep in mind is that unlike other senses, smell is processed in the same center as emotion so it has the ability to bypass the rational mind. In a hypnotic sense, it achieves instantaneous "critical factor bypass." A woman could find something a turn-on/turn-off and not even be consciously aware of the associated smell having that effect. Same for a man.
In other words, I ain't tellin'! LOL
Can we make a flavor that smells like money and power? Research seems to show that's what women respond to, even if they aren't aware of it. This explains how Donald Trump gets women, 'cause it's not his hair.
Or maybe the 2nd smartest. The smartest, of course, would be mine.I think my husband is the best, of course. But in his case that's because he's the smartest. He must be the smartest ... he picked ME ... right? LOL
I wonder if the manly scent of a large bank balance can be detected by the ladies?
I wonder if the manly scent of a large bank balance can be detected by the ladies?
No.........................
I just use the button. It has a picture of a chair with bacon standing on the seat. Have to use the right one because the left one just makes my rump sweaty.
Works every time!
wait, what?