I've come to the conclusion that mowing my yard is harming me.....lots....
I need a couple of Boy Scout knuckles to help OL Hawk out....
I'll teach knot tying and the fine art of luring young Malcom girls to your harem.
I may even instruct in proper tongue holding and advance finger wiggling.
Applications are available....fill one out today
Hhhhheeeeellllpppp
How do you untie a knot? If ya catch my drift..