Nebraska Vaping, Part 3

[hawkizefan]

Stupid pi-rats.......
That's where I've been forced to go to.
Stupid Malcomb(or however you spell that damn town)....

Stupid roofing project.
Stupid ConAgra
Stupid Obama administration.
Stupid IRS.
Stupid braves.....c'mon.....it's the damn dodgers(throw in another pi-rats thingy here)

OL hawk has to go to bed soon.
Damn knuckles.....

 

[hawkizefan]

On the bright side......my post count is getting bigger....

 

[hawkizefan]

STEVE........?????
STEVE........?????

Steve:mumblegrumblefartbelchgrunt.....misserpitt??????

 

[hawkizefan]

LOL.....
See Jake....this here is a history lesson.
This is the foundation of the NEBRASKA VAPERS subforum.....lol.
This is what Pitt waded into....AND NEVER LEFT.......go figure.
I did this forever then Pitt came by....gave me shiate....I gave him shiate......SHEBANG....here we are.

Just for the record....this forum has been good for me. The voices in my head need a place to go......they go here.
You guys ave probably never caught on to that

 

[hawkizefan]

It smells funny in here again......
We should move. I wanna move.
We have , like, 18 posts in this thread.
We should move......again.
Lets move.
Vote!

 

[Kegger]

Howdy gents how goes it, yes contrary to the rumors I'm not pushing up daisies with hoffa.

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[hawkizefan]

Howdy gents how goes it, yes contrary to the rumors I'm not pushing up daisies with hoffa.

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Oh sure buddy....now you show up.
Was on my way to bed....get to work tomorrow

Sup Keg???
Been missing me some Keg.
Need to stop in and see you.

You been missing me??????

 

[Kegger]

Oh sure buddy....now you show up.
Was on my way to bed....get to work tomorrow

Sup Keg???
Been missing me some Keg.
Need to stop in and see you.

You been missing me??????

Of course missing you guys, been crazy busy and barely have a spare minute.

Hope everyone is well, including steve

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[hawkizefan]

Of course missing you guys, been crazy busy and barely have a spare minute.

Hope everyone is well, including steve

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Lol...was just thinking about you today.
Get warm and fuzzy or pucker up tight.....your call.

That Steve thing is crazy....right?
First he hates Pitt...Pitt is pelting him with bottles.....now???? No love for Hawk.
Some kind of latent, no good mind control is my guess.

Bud...I gotta hit it, but was awesome getting me som Keg time. I need to come see you.
Maybe the knuckles will un-cuddle and chat you up for a bit.

You have my #....you know you can call me anytime...right?
Ummmm...guess I have your # too don't I......my bad .

Love ya buddy. Really good seeing you around. Calm all your shiate down and come by more often.

 

[PittBoss]

Knuckleheads.......hope you roofed your cute little butts off today.
Wish I could have hung out, quaffed a few and told you where you were doing it wrong...
Cover it up if it ain't done.....don't want to join a wagon train to malcom(how the hell is that place spelled?????) to re-rock ceilings......
Haven't checked weather lately but last I heard tomorrow is dicey.

Miss you dummies....OL Hawk gets lonely without the pretty boys hanging out.

Oh sure...Kent has been here...and Gotalot....and I appreciate that, but get a load of the mugs on those 2.....

{{{see....this is where we see if they can hang with our sophomoric/drunken/juvenile behavior...}}}

...I'm bored and lonely.....and apologize to Kent and Gotalot....you're pretty boys too.....
Maybe not Pitt and Jake pretty...lol....
And there's a VERY good reason OL Hawk doesn't flash his pic.......unless you need a rodent deterant.....lol...

(I use to be a pretty boy.....kinda.....then I got married and "pitted"...and that's what I'm calling the plexi-glass curse from here on out....."pitted"...)

LMAO.. So much wrong with that entire post, but I gotta love it! We ended up doing everything wrong and then (for some inexplicable reason) ended up tearing the entire roof off. needless to say, we put Jake and his lovely family in a shelter for the night (read: his 6X10 shed). Did set them up with room service though.. Lucky bass..turds. See, you should have been there supervising. Wouldn't have gone the way it did..

Fwiw, "Pitted" is money talk, right there!

 

[PittBoss]

Now I'm ......!!!!
Y'all know how laid back and easy going OL Hawk is......but this is sacreligious.

Bored....lonely.....went out to check on Steve.

Me: hey buddy....how's it going?
Steve: whatchawant?goway.
Me: hey Steve....it's me...OL Hawk.....
Steve: goway....you no Misser Pitt.
Me: no....Steve....it's Hawk....calm down buddy.
Steve: you no Misser Pitt...goway!!!!

...????? Throwing bottles at the dude 2 weeks ago.....and I rock him to sleep.....a cheap bourbon, peed his pants sleep.....
And now it's all "Misser Pitt"......

You got some splainin to do Pitt.

I'm hurt.....deeply, deeply hurt. It was Steve and me forever.....
It was Steve and me(mostly me.....but Steve was in the corner looking at me with glazed over eyes) coming in here day after day yelling...
HELLO..HELLo..HELlo..HEllo..Hello..hello............
Nobody. Just me and Steve.
Now I get "you no Misser Pitt"????????

Hate to break it to you buddy.. but, you're no [Misser] Pitt! I don't know what his thing has been with me lately.. But you should have seen him on the roof today. He was like a whole 'nother person! He does send his regards, btw

 

[PittBoss]

It's too dark to roof.....and you can drink and text at the same time....??????
C'mon man....FFS....
Don't like this game. Didn't like the clown game either....

Oh look....sheep.....baaaaa

Going to check out 402 vapes tomorrow(hopefully). Right up the road from me.

In my defense, I didn't have a phone today..after 1pm

 

[PittBoss]

If needed....I can explain the sheep/baa thingy....

No need.. I already know, lol

 

[PittBoss]

Stupid pi-rats.......
That's where I've been forced to go to.
Stupid Malcomb(or however you spell that damn town)....

Stupid roofing project.
Stupid ConAgra
Stupid Obama administration.
Stupid IRS.
Stupid braves.....c'mon.....it's the damn dodgers(throw in another pi-rats thingy here)

OL hawk has to go to bed soon.
Damn knuckles.....

It's all the 'Rats fault, isn't it? I will do something about that..and the conagra thing-a-ma-bob

 

[PittBoss]

Lol...was just thinking about you today.
Get warm and fuzzy or pucker up tight.....your call.

That Steve thing is crazy....right?
First he hates Pitt...Pitt is pelting him with bottles.....now???? No love for Hawk.
Some kind of latent, no good mind control is my guess.

Bud...I gotta hit it, but was awesome getting me som Keg time. I need to come see you.
Maybe the knuckles will un-cuddle and chat you up for a bit.

You have my #....you know you can call me anytime...right?
Ummmm...guess I have your # too don't I......my bad .

Love ya buddy. Really good seeing you around. Calm all your shiate down and come by more often.

Dude, Jake was reading me your posts earlier and I about had tears, I was laughing so hard. Missing the heck outta some Hawk! You da man, baby!

 

[Jakersvape]

LMAO.. So much wrong with that entire post, but I gotta love it! We ended up doing everything wrong and then (for some inexplicable reason) ended up tearing the entire roof off. needless to say, we put Jake and his lovely family in a shelter for the night (read: his 6X10 shed). Did set them up with room service though.. Lucky bass..turds. See, you should have been there supervising. Wouldn't have gone the way it did..

Fwiw, "Pitted" is money talk, right there!

Hate to break it to you buddy.. but, you're no [Misser] Pitt! I don't know what his thing has been with me lately.. But you should have seen him on the roof today. He was like a whole 'nother person! He does send his regards, btw

In my defense, I didn't have a phone today..after 1pm

No need.. I already know, lol

It's all the 'Rats fault, isn't it? I will do something about that..and the conagra thing-a-ma-bob

Dude, Jake was reading me your posts earlier and I about had tears, I was laughing so hard. Missing the heck outta some Hawk! You da man, baby!

I'll I can say right now is.......shebang!
Love y'all! Night!

 

[hawkizefan]

I was bored last night. We had a wedding to attend....a teacher wedding.....and every time there's a teacher function, mama bears rattles off a list of husbands that will be there. So I go to these events and guess what? None of the other husbands show up.
Last night the first unknown I find out is that another teacher is riding with us. Then I find out mama bears and the other teacher are cake cutters/servers. Then I find out we are there an hour and a half early for cake cutting/serving school.

Guess what? No other husbands. So I'm standing by myself off to the side....just me. I look around....mama bears and her friend are nowhere to be seen. I go over to the window and see them seated already (outside wedding.....their about a block away). I go down there and end up 2 rows behind my wife, between people I don't even know, and mama bears sees me and laughs and starts telling her friends the she is in a cluster of....and now they are all giggling and all seats are filled for about 3 rows behind me......so....long story short....went to a wedding for people I didn't know that was attended by people I don't know and sat amongst them to watch a wedding ceremony that I didn't want to attend.

Finally met up with karen in the hall and she is at a table with all her friends.....no husbands....table full of hens. But bless her heart, she saved me a seat so I didn't have to sit by myself. First thing out of her mouth is that they have a ride home and I can leave if I want.
I asked if was a cash bar....yes..except for the beer. I said goodby....went to the bar..got 2 beers a slammed them on my way to the car.

Then I come home and there was nobody but me......it was a sad day. Now I get to go to work.

 

[gotalotgoingon]

Never heard of that before. Screw it. Just put in a mouth guard and don a pair of goggles and go for it...
Seriously though, safety first. Hope you figure it out.
I'm sure you mentioned how many volts you're shoving into it. Does it do that at lower voltage?
One of our favorite questions in this forum when something isn't working right is.."are you holding your tongue right"? Are you?
Jake would tell you to stick your finger in it and wiggle it around a little bit. But he says that to a lot of things
If you figure it out let us know.

I just tried one of my modified air hole L top's on the new build and it works fine. The thing vaporizes the juice in a damn hurry and it is loud as hell. Wish I had a multimeter to see what my ohms are.

To answer you question about what volts I was putting through it, I am using my Smoketech Tele with a fresh 350 battery so I am guessing 4.2-4.1v range.

I took a peek at the Super T thread to see how far along he has came on the preorders for the ELA and I see that they have released a 14500 mod that is pretty cool looking. I am guessing that down the line (probably sooner then later) I will be ordering up one of this things. I have a bunch of mandatory OT heading my way I found out as of last night. Apparently the company let go of a couple employees for safety infractions. While I hate to see anybody lose their jobs, I will gladly accept the OT!

 

[Jakersvape]

I was bored last night. We had a wedding to attend....a teacher wedding.....and every time there's a teacher function, mama bears rattles off a list of husbands that will be there. So I go to these events and guess what? None of the other husbands show up.
Last night the first unknown I find out is that another teacher is riding with us. Then I find out mama bears and the other teacher are cake cutters/servers. Then I find out we are there an hour and a half early for cake cutting/serving school.

Guess what? No other husbands. So I'm standing by myself off to the side....just me. I look around....mama bears and her friend are nowhere to be seen. I go over to the window and see them seated already (outside wedding.....their about a block away). I go down there and end up 2 rows behind my wife, between people I don't even know, and mama bears sees me and laughs and starts telling her friends the she is in a cluster of....and now they are all giggling and all seats are filled for about 3 rows behind me......so....long story short....went to a wedding for people I didn't know that was attended by people I don't know and sat amongst them to watch a wedding ceremony that I didn't want to attend.

Finally met up with karen in the hall and she is at a table with all her friends.....no husbands....table full of hens. But bless her heart, she saved me a seat so I didn't have to sit by myself. First thing out of her mouth is that they have a ride home and I can leave if I want.
I asked if was a cash bar....yes..except for the beer. I said goodby....went to the bar..got 2 beers a slammed them on my way to the car.

Then I come home and there was nobody but me......it was a sad day. Now I get to go to work.

Dude, you just got hosed all day long! I apologize from the bottom of my cold and lonely heart.......I'll also try to leave Steve here next time.....Pitt will have a talk with him about treating you better as well! You deserve respect!

 

[PittBoss]

I was bored last night. We had a wedding to attend....a teacher wedding.....and every time there's a teacher function, mama bears rattles off a list of husbands that will be there. So I go to these events and guess what? None of the other husbands show up.
Last night the first unknown I find out is that another teacher is riding with us. Then I find out mama bears and the other teacher are cake cutters/servers. Then I find out we are there an hour and a half early for cake cutting/serving school.

Guess what? No other husbands. So I'm standing by myself off to the side....just me. I look around....mama bears and her friend are nowhere to be seen. I go over to the window and see them seated already (outside wedding.....their about a block away). I go down there and end up 2 rows behind my wife, between people I don't even know, and mama bears sees me and laughs and starts telling her friends the she is in a cluster of....and now they are all giggling and all seats are filled for about 3 rows behind me......so....long story short....went to a wedding for people I didn't know that was attended by people I don't know and sat amongst them to watch a wedding ceremony that I didn't want to attend.

Finally met up with karen in the hall and she is at a table with all her friends.....no husbands....table full of hens. But bless her heart, she saved me a seat so I didn't have to sit by myself. First thing out of her mouth is that they have a ride home and I can leave if I want.
I asked if was a cash bar....yes..except for the beer. I said goodby....went to the bar..got 2 beers a slammed them on my way to the car.

Then I come home and there was nobody but me......it was a sad day. Now I get to go to work.

That story just tugged at my heart strings.. I'm sorry, sweets..