Nebraska Vaping, Part 3

[hawkizefan]

Can you believe this?
I get back to the shop and they are trying to }#<^€£* with my weekend.
I said no. Their talking sat and Sunday and a tear down Sunday night at 9:00....
I was like frack you....Thursday afternoon....no warning....this just didn't pop up.
Plant mgr. said "we'll...der der der der der der....it has to be done".
I said "you go do it....der der "
He said....wait for it....this is good......
" I can't. It's Father's Day and I have plans".

Guess how pissy OL hawk got about that?
Dude just took most of last week off...and all of last weekend for a pig show. YES...a #<>^%€*€ pig show. Hillbilly mother fracker....

I need 6 tall Nattys........STAT.

 

[hawkizefan]

Hold it
I forgot
Let me hammer some sunshine up your ......
Apparently some dumbasses need the to get it.

I apologize in advance y'all.....OL Hawk might be on a tirad tonight....stupid mamafrackers.....

Dammit Jake.....where's that tall one??????
I'm not foolin around here.

 

[PittBoss]

That's the way to do it!

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[PittBoss]

Can you believe this?
I get back to the shop and they are trying to }#<^€£* with my weekend.
I said no. Their talking sat and Sunday and a tear down Sunday night at 9:00....
I was like frack you....Thursday afternoon....no warning....this just didn't pop up.
Plant mgr. said "we'll...der der der der der der....it has to be done".
I said "you go do it....der der "
He said....wait for it....this is good......
" I can't. It's Father's Day and I have plans".

Guess how pissy OL hawk got about that?
Dude just took most of last week off...and all of last weekend for a pig show. YES...a #<>^%€*€ pig show. Hillbilly mother fracker....

I need 6 tall Nattys........STAT.

I would have a major freak out! You need a new career, baby..

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[Jakersvape]

Can you believe this?
I get back to the shop and they are trying to }#<^€£* with my weekend.
I said no. Their talking sat and Sunday and a tear down Sunday night at 9:00....
I was like frack you....Thursday afternoon....no warning....this just didn't pop up.
Plant mgr. said "we'll...der der der der der der....it has to be done".
I said "you go do it....der der "
He said....wait for it....this is good......
" I can't. It's Father's Day and I have plans".

Guess how pissy OL hawk got about that?
Dude just took most of last week off...and all of last weekend for a pig show. YES...a #<>^%€*€ pig show. Hillbilly mother fracker....

I need 6 tall Nattys........STAT.

Seriously? What an ...! I'd tell him he can shove that job right up his pig showing, swine loving ...! That's messed up!! I tried winning the lottery for you the other day......didn't work out......sorry.......I'll keep trying!

Sorry I'm late with the Nattys.....

 

[hawkizefan]

I would have a major freak out! You need a new career, baby..

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Yes....yes I do.....yes I do need a new career.
Do you have to go to school to be a gynecologist or can you just put out a shingle. That line of work has always held a special place in my heart. Also....if you do have a gyno shop can you put a a sign that says we reserve the right to make you keep your thighs together and go elsewhere? If I do this I want to enjoy it so I want the freedom of picking my clients based on looks alone.

 

[hawkizefan]

Seriously? What an ...! I'd tell him he can shove that job right up his pig showing, swine loving ...! That's messed up!! I tried winning the lottery for you the other day......didn't work out......sorry.......I'll keep trying!

Sorry I'm late with the Nattys.....

Did we win?
Where's my tall guys?
I've missed you knuckles.
Seriously....it's 5:00 am but I'm ready for the tall guys.

 

[hawkizefan]

Ok....OL hawk hooked up with some tall ones....got a pre-bed nap....good nights sleep....so my attitude is about the same.
I'll work a part day tomorrow. Sunday is a bite me.
Going to try to leave early today to get home and mow. For some odd reason NOBODY HAS MOWED MY YARD for nearly 2 weeks. I look like the neighborhood hillbilly. I'm going to buy a goat or 2 .

Lets see...what else....

Mixed 3 weeks ago, give or take. Did all my normals and put them in the dungeon.....
Last night I went to give them their first breath since birth and realized that whatever pen I used to label them either was full of disappearing ink or rubs off when you pick up the bottle for a shake down. I have 120 Mls of mystery juice....lol.......4 flaves....I can probably figure it out. I need to mix a few more. I need more DIY supplies and about a dozen more 30ml bottles.

 

[Jakersvape]

Did we win?
Where's my tall guys?
I've missed you knuckles.
Seriously....it's 5:00 am but I'm ready for the tall guys.

We always win! Hopefully things start getting back to normal around here soon! I could go for a cold one too!

 

[Jakersvape]

Ok....OL hawk hooked up with some tall ones....got a pre-bed nap....good nights sleep....so my attitude is about the same.
I'll work a part day tomorrow. Sunday is a bite me.
Going to try to leave early today to get home and mow. For some odd reason NOBODY HAS MOWED MY YARD for nearly 2 weeks. I look like the neighborhood hillbilly. I'm going to buy a goat or 2 .

Lets see...what else....

Mixed 3 weeks ago, give or take. Did all my normals and put them in the dungeon.....
Last night I went to give them their first breath since birth and realized that whatever pen I used to label them either was full of disappearing ink or rubs off when you pick up the bottle for a shake down. I have 120 Mls of mystery juice....lol.......4 flaves....I can probably figure it out. I need to mix a few more. I need more DIY supplies and about a dozen more 30ml bottles.

I think I should give this pre-bed nap thing a try someday......maybe not, I would be up all night if I napped.....if you find someone to mow your yard, send them my way.....nobody has mowed my yard either......dang kids were supposed to do it Wednesday, they conveniently "forgot"........mystery juice, eh? Sounds interesting.......I need to order a few flavors and problem get some bottles soon......

 

[Jakersvape]

Yes....yes I do.....yes I do need a new career.
Do you have to go to school to be a gynecologist or can you just put out a shingle. That line of work has always held a special place in my heart. Also....if you do have a gyno shop can you put a a sign that says we reserve the right to make you keep your thighs together and go elsewhere? If I do this I want to enjoy it so I want the freedom of picking my clients based on looks alone.

We should open a clinic.....we'll specialize in gynecology and breast exams.......you are a genius!

 

[gotalotgoingon]

Worked on this thing this morning after work. The pic is blurry but it is a micro coil. 2.3ohms and hits like Tyson did back in his heyday! Not one that looks for massive clouds of vapor but this little coil delivers that plus big flavor all on a little igo l.

 

[hawkizefan]

I think I should give this pre-bed nap thing a try someday......maybe not, I would be up all night if I napped.....if you find someone to mow your yard, send them my way.....nobody has mowed my yard either......dang kids were supposed to do it Wednesday, they conveniently "forgot"........mystery juice, eh? Sounds interesting.......I need to order a few flavors and problem get some bottles soon......

I mowed today. You can calm down and quit blowing smoke up my ........I ain't buying it. 2 years and no yard mowing from Jake. Puts you neck and neck with Pitt....he's a smoke blower too.

But I love and have missed both of you knuckles something fierce.....

 

[hawkizefan]

We should open a clinic.....we'll specialize in gynecology and breast exams.......you are a genius!

I am.
Y'all have only seen the scab of my genius.....
Wait till you see the meat beneath.....EPIC....SHEBANGING EPIC.

 

[hawkizefan]

I just wanted to stop in and say HAPPY FATHER'S DAY gents!

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You too Kent....and I need you to contact me. It is about your new endeavor....

 

[hawkizefan]

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Worked on this thing this morning after work. The pic is blurry but it is a micro coil. 2.3ohms and hits like Tyson did back in his heyday! Not one that looks for massive clouds of vapor but this little coil delivers that plus big flavor all on a little igo l.

What gauge....c'mon man. You can't post that here without all the goods.
You now owe all of us a refreshing tall Natty. Sorry. Rules are rules.

 

[hawkizefan]

I need to be entertained tonight....stat.
Maybe I'll do some entertaining myself.
I'm going to make a DIY order.....flavors and such.....

 

[PittBoss]

I mowed today. You can calm down and quit blowing smoke up my ........I ain't buying it. 2 years and no yard mowing from Jake. Puts you neck and neck with Pitt....he's a smoke blower too.

But I love and have missed both of you knuckles something fierce.....

Sorry, baby.. I blow smoke no more! I didn't come mow your lawn this time, because I have been a busy beaver. Missing you too, Hawk! This weekend should be relatively slow, maybe if Jake isn't busy we could come and poke you for a bit!

 

[PittBoss]

I need to be entertained tonight....stat.
Maybe I'll do some entertaining myself.
I'm going to make a DIY order.....flavors and such.....

I'm pooped.. There will be little entertainment from me until after I finish with supper and get a drink or five down the hatch.

 

[hawkizefan]

I'm pooped.. There will be little entertainment from me until after I finish with supper and get a drink or five down the hatch.

Drink up buddy...
{{hug, hug,...leg wrap..embarrassing lick...2 licks....ok, 1 more...another leg wrap and a firm squeeze}}....
I've really missed you and Jake.
Been missing sugar britches too. Whaddup with that????
I may have to Plume it and hopefully see her or Keg.....dare I wish to see both????
I'm sore. I'm tired. My ribs hurt. I'm going to get fubared tonight.