Nebraska Vaping, Part 3

[PittBoss]

Pitt is on the schedule this week......

I thought I did it last week.. Oh well, I'm game to do it! Got the new mower assembled, put oil and fuel in it and am itching for a test drive!

 

[hawkizefan]

My zmax lasted just over 3 months.....my vamo lasted almost 3 months......I ended up breaking the vamo trying to take it apart because it wasn't firing right. Never did get it apart......my zmax had a problem with the button from about the 2nd week I had it. Had to push the button just right to make it fire!

Maybe you should buy 1 or 2 more and see if their better...lol...oh look....OL Hawk is feeling better and wearing his holiday .......
Sorry sugar.....couldn't help it.
Love you long time Joe....no be mad...K????

 

[hawkizefan]

I really like doing things just for some s&g's!! You guys gonna move? You should move to Malcolm......the house right behind us is for sale......think they are asking like 85 or 90k for it......you can probably even get a rural development loan for no down payment......you really should do it!

Plus....they getting real tricity next year. Not full blown, like charge your toothbrush tricity, but those newfangled Edison bulbs burn almost bright enough to read by
Oh look....where did I get that ......???? I like this one. Makes me look Debby nair.

 

[hawkizefan]

Think I'm gonna go fishing tonight.....then ridge cap installment in the morning, racing tomorrow night, softball game Sunday afternoon then a picnic thingy Sunday night!

Mama bears and I just got back from fishing......wore my new ...... to the lake.

 

[hawkizefan]

Pitt is on the schedule this week......

Liar.....Pitt already said you would pull that.

 

[hawkizefan]

I saw that......I like Travolta......I could picture you doing that!

Me too.....how fracking sad is that?????

 

[PittBoss]

Maybe you should buy 1 or 2 more and see if their better...lol...oh look....OL Hawk is feeling better and wearing his holiday .......
Sorry sugar.....couldn't help it.
Love you long time Joe....no be mad...K????

Wait, today is a holiday?

 

[hawkizefan]

The only part in that whole, entire story that I don't believe.. is that Letterman is still alive

But you believe in Bigfoot...right???

 

[PittBoss]

Plus....they getting real tricity next year. Not full blown, like charge your toothbrush tricity, but those newfangled Edison bulbs burn almost bright enough to read by
Oh look....where did I get that ......???? I like this one. Makes me look Debby nair.

Oh my, I totally forgot about the towns shared turbine generator.. How am I going to be able to power all of my weird sex toys off of that?

You should really think about making your own ... hats.. Could save you a ton of money!

 

[PittBoss]

Mama bears and I just got back from fishing......wore my new ...... to the lake.

You didn't get it wet, did you?

 

[PittBoss]

Liar.....Pitt already said you would pull that.

No, that's not what I said he pulled..

 

[PittBoss]

But you believe in Bigfoot...right???

How could you not!?

 

[hawkizefan]

What's the house look like? Could be interested.. They have an open house or something?

Edit: Oooh, I'm now just sitting here thinking about being able to pull out the binoculars and stare at you through your window, on a daily basis!

If you buy it can I get in on a time share....and borrow your binoculars??????

 

[hawkizefan]

Wait, today is a holiday?

HARUMPH!!!!
National ...... day.
Summer solstice so you can't forget...plus it's the longest day of the year so you get the most .../hat bang for your buck....
SHEBANGITFOOL....

 

[hawkizefan]

Oh my, I totally forgot about the towns shared turbine generator.. How am I going to be able to power all of my weird sex toys off of that?

You should really think about making your own ... hats.. Could save you a ton of money!

I'm in negotiations...could be epic...
SHEBANG

 

[hawkizefan]

You didn't get it wet, did you?

I most certainly did. But I took my ...... off to keep it dry.
I think Mama Bears saw the whole thing, but she didn't say anything.

 

[hawkizefan]

How could you not!?

Exactly.....not like that whole black hole scam....

 

[PittBoss]

If you buy it can I get in on a time share....and borrow your binoculars??????

I have two pairs.. We can do it simultaneously!

 

[hawkizefan]

I'm so glad I'm feeling better.
I can't imagine the tribulations y'all have gone through with me being out of it.
Kudos to all of you for yor intestinal fortitude.....lol

 

[PittBoss]

HARUMPH!!!!
National ...... day.
Summer solstice so you can't forget...plus it's the longest day of the year so you get the most .../hat bang for your buck....
SHEBANGITFOOL....

It's the most special day of the forever!!!