one of the rats imported and marketed the nicotine as a "safer" alternative to ...... and the FDA eventually stopped the shipments (cleverly disguised as "cheese") at customs, then big pharma cornered the market using FDA control and regulation to build an empire using the rats own addiction against them and thus sparking ever increasing taxes unfairly levied against the rodent population presumably using sophisticated lobbying techniques while secretly furthering special interests groups specifically focused on corrupting the rodents own representatives who greedily and quickly lined their own pockets with the revenue and redirected the remaining tax dollars toward their own pork projects designed to further increase the wealth of their good old boy sponsors and campaign contributors until the corruption and greed became so large and powerful that no one dared question or attempt to defy the empire without risk to life and limb and/or financial devastation. this fascist, mega conglomeration eventually infected every government agency and office, effectively guaranteeing absolute power and control over the world without any
threat of dissention, reform or retalliation. they even had the audacity to make one of the original rat test subjects CEO and chief spokesman.
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