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DebiMax

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Random note -- I have been informed by my husband that I wash dishes wrong. Because I wash the pots and pans first, then the silverware, then the plates, cups and dishes.

This from the man who refuses to wash dishes, but can still find fault with how they are done.

I informed him that if we had an electric dishwasher he would have more right to complain, and that until then he needed to .... and bring me my PV before I decided to go on strike. LOL
 

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Hi there Ladies :) Take a break :)

It's Break time:

Father & son went hunting together for the first time. The father said "Stay here and be VERY QUIET. I'll be across the field."A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream & ran back to his son asking "What's wrong? I told you to be quiet."The son answered "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. But when the 2 chipmunks crawled up my pant legs & said 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' I panicked!"
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DebiMax

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DebiMax, he's got way too much time on his hands if he can sit there and monitor your dish washing technique. Men! Hope he was at least partially kidding.....

Skeeter......:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I agree Lisa, but you know how the menfolk get. Try to suggest that they help and they are suddenly busy with something else. Like that new video game, or watching WWE... lol
 

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Oh he helps! He mows the yard when it needs it, and one time I swear I caught him vacuuming! But sometimes it's just easier to tell him to get out of the way so I can do it my way, otherwise watching him do it 'wrong' drives me a little nuts! Of course, after I threatened to go on strike, he hasn't said one word about how the house looks.... :D
 

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Oh he helps! He mows the yard when it needs it, and one time I swear I caught him vacuuming! But sometimes it's just easier to tell him to get out of the way so I can do it my way, otherwise watching him do it 'wrong' drives me a little nuts! Of course, after I threatened to go on strike, he hasn't said one word about how the house looks.... :D

Drives me crazy to watch my DH clean the kitchen!!! Wiping off the counter top with a dry paper towel is his idea of clean :facepalm::lol:
 

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Good Morning ladies~ Are you awake yet???? If not, maybe I can wake you up with this joke, Enjoy!!!!
Social Security

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
Have a great day :)
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