I actually got
three of them,
I was actually driving my car
on top of the sears tower in chicago,
and I accidentally drove off of the building,
into a vat of hot grease. it was a very large car sized vat.
unfortunately the battery caught the worst of the damage.
OR
I was walking down the street when a pair of gangbangers opened fire on me, shooting me 53 times on the chest. unfortunately, I was carrying my vk carrying case with one battery, and it took the brunt of the damage. leaving me paralyzed, not from injury, but from the terrible grief of my lost friend. I sometimes wake up screaming.
I should have taken those bullets.
OR
I was watching the angels vs yankees game, gesticulating wildly, when my precious vapor king flew from my hands, landed on the ground, slid across the floor, and slammed against the wall.