NotCigs refugee thread

[TexasT]

I have to go back and see that pretty, little eye doctor again today.

I was kinda thinking about stopping and getting some fried chicken first and before I go in her office, sticking a chicken drumstick in my skivvies.

TThat should be a great conversation starter ......

MMakes me stutter just thinking about it!

 

[TexasT]

JJust the smell of that freshly fried chicken ......... nnever mind.

SStill stuttering!

 

[Wuzznt Me]

I have to go back and see that pretty, little eye doctor again today.

I was kinda thinking about stopping and getting some fried chicken first and before I go in her office, sticking a chicken drumstick in my skivvies.

TThat should be a great conversation starter ......

MMakes me stutter just thinking about it!

If she doesn't know the difference in a drumstick and.... Invite her to go on a picnic.

 

[Wuzznt Me]

Good morning folks. Slept in for a while this morning. Looking at the 5 day forecast and it don't look like we're going to see the sun until about next Tue now. Yesterday is showed Mon but I guess they changed their mind. Had a really neat storm last night. I haven't been out yet to see what blew down. May not today. The temp isn't going to reach my age until Sat.

 

[TexasT]

If she doesn't know the difference in a drumstick and.... Invite her to go on a picnic.

OMG!!!

Wuzz, you just made me hurt myself!! Oh, I should NEVER laugh that hard!!

But it is a good idea. I could take her to that little, romantic hill overlooking the Sewage Treatment Plant next door and sit and eat some ....... fried chicken drumsticks!!

She could help me look for valuable floaters in the pretty pond while we're ...... eating ..... chicken.

 

[TexasT]

Hey!! Donald Trump says he is seriously considering running for prez this time!!

And he says he's really serious!!

Of course, if he does run that would mean The Apprentice wouldn't be on television any more!

Humm, might almost be worth voting for him ............

 

[Wuzznt Me]

Anybody here own an Orchid rba?

 

[Wuzznt Me]

OMG!!!

Wuzz, you just made me hurt myself!! Oh, I should NEVER laugh that hard!!

But it is a good idea. I could take her to that little, romantic hill overlooking the Sewage Treatment Plant next door and sit and eat some ....... fried chicken drumsticks!!

She could help me look for valuable floaters in the pretty pond while we're ...... eating ..... chicken.

Any catfish in that pond Texas?

 

[salemgold]

Good morning, all.

Now see, this is the way that we all need to start the day! Nothing like a good laugh or a few belly busters to start the day out right

 

[TexasT]

Any catfish in that pond Texas?

You bet!!

Their about two feet long. I was told one time by a "know it all Yeast Texican" that pond catfish that big aren't any good to eat.

One time we had a fish fry out at the lake and old Know It All was there and just wouldn't stop bragging about how good that catfish was. Finally he asked where it came from.

His face got a little red when I told him .....

I'm originally from New Mexico and only ended up in Yeast Texas (the home of every mold and fungus known to mankind) because I married a Texas gal.

I would have married a New Mexico gal but most of them were bigger around than I am. And I never could get used to all that hair hanging down from under their armpits.

But man, they could make some fine tortillas, burritos and all kinds of nice homemade food you can only get in one of those imitation Mexican restaurants around here.

 

[salemgold]

TT, it is kind of funny how priorities change in what we look for in a person when we age. I bet all of that good Mexican food sounds mighty good right about now

 

[TexasT]

TT, it is kind of funny how priorities change in what we look for in a person when we age. I bet all of that good Mexican food sounds mighty good right about now

OMG YES!!!!!

I've been fighting my belly for so long now that I'm sick of it. And as soon as I do get skinny I'll probably get runned over by a danged ol' train or something anyhow.

Yesterday: oatmeal for breakfast - I feed that stuff to horses too.
Lunch was a half-cup of unsweetened, unflavored yogurt and an avocado.
and dinner was three-quarters of an oven baked chicken breast. I gave the other quarter chicken breast to one of the dogs ....

And with a nice New Mexico gal, I wouldn't even care about the armpit hair any more.

LOL, and I just LOVE to watch them pull up their skirt and make fresh tortillas on their lap.

That's more fun than watching ol' hairy Bigfoot on television!

 

[TexasT]

Talking about a "wonky" ECF ..... I've been posting a bunch and my post count hasn't gone up one bit.

Strange.

Makes me hungry just thinking about it .....

 

[salemgold]

Talking about a "wonky" ECF ..... I've been posting a bunch and my post count hasn't gone up one bit.

Strange.

Makes me hungry just thinking about it .....

Posts here in the lounge don't add to post count. Places like coops and classifieds don't count either.

 

[Bovinia]

Morning everyone

No time to talk, I have to get my armpit hair braided

 

[salemgold]

Morning everyone

No time to talk, I have to get my armpit hair braided

Just be sure to use an experienced braider! We all know what a mess it turns out using one with little to no experience

 

[Wuzznt Me]

My sidekick is from Lubbock. We worked together for over 25 years before I retired and we're still best friends. I got Texas humor and expressions down to a science lol.

 

[TexasT]

My sidekick is from Lubbock. We worked together for over 25 years before I retired and we're still best friends. I got Texas humor and expressions down to a science lol.

LOL, well Wuzz, I can't believe you left this floater get by you without any comment!!

"LOL, and I just LOVE to watch them pull up their skirt and make fresh tortillas on their lap.

That's more fun than watching ol' hairy Bigfoot on television!"

 

[TexasT]

Just be sure to use an experienced braider! We all know what a mess it turns out using one with little to no experience

Hey Bov, I've been braiding things since I was a kid!

Be glad to help.

 

[TexasT]

Well, I'm all showered, shaved and combed.

Daggone, I smell nice.

I wish you guys were here to smell me.