NotCigs refugee thread

[Wuzznt Me]

Well JP Morgan controls the government and on down the line...there is no possible chance for victory...

Oklahoma...Just saw where a senator there is trying to make wearing a hoodie illegal....Really now that's idiotic....

Heard a crash this am and figured the grill down the street was getting their dumpster emptied...Nope...Drunk driver KOed a Tundra pulling a trailer....Ran up on the Tundra and KOed the trailer actually...Couple or three hours later I beat the trailer fender off the tire so the dude could go home....bent the Tundra's frame and ruined the trailer...How you gonna be drunk driving at 9:30 am?????

Simple. You start with getting home about 4:am, drunk, catching a little sleep and waking up with a staggering blood alcohol content and a monumental hangover. Desperate to function you down a little (or a lot) of hair of the dog that bit you. Maybe puke a little, maybe not, then rush out the door screaming the alcoholic national anthem. I'M NEVER GONNA DO THIS AGAIN. Happens all the time.

 

[salemgold]

Good morning, all. Wuzz, today is the big day for you Can't wait to see what you think of the Egrip.

 

[FranC]

Good morning,Wuzz and Salem

 

[Wuzznt Me]

Good morning, all. Wuzz, today is the big day for you Can't wait to see what you think of the Egrip.

We're gonna have to wait I'm afraid. The Pony Express rider must have fallen off his horse.

 

[Bovinia]

Morning folks

 

[Wuzznt Me]

Good morning Bovinia.

 

[salemgold]

We're gonna have to wait I'm afraid. The Pony Express rider must have fallen off his horse.

Oh, well. Whats another day, right?

 

[Bovinia]

Oy, I think I bit off more than I can chew in one day! Katie's bathroom floor is old self stick vinyl tiles with gawd knows how many years of wax build up, so I decided I'd tackle stripping it. What a job, but it'll sure look spiffy when finished

Old school hands and knees with a scrubber and ammonia work.

 

[Wuzznt Me]

Oh, well. Whats another day, right?

At my age who knows lol.

 

[salemgold]

At my age who knows lol.

Buwhahahahahahaha!!!!! Funny guy.

 

[Wuzznt Me]

I just hope it hits the mouse house tonight. If not I'll be typing a rant on the P.O. website lol.

 

[Wuzznt Me]

Time for my Monday night meeting. Y'all have a bodacious evening.

 

[salemgold]

Have a good one, Wuzz! You will get your Egrip tomorrow. PO should be caught up from the holidays by now anyway. I will have my Sub tank by weeks end. I am really excited to try it.

 

[FranC]

Evening,folks

 

[Bovinia]

Evening I got my big nauty bvc today...a just reward for floor scrubbing!

 

[El Dee]

Last week I read that after the 1st the PO would be slowing down in order too save money....

Usually the PO is my preferred method of shipment.....just as long as it's not FedX......

So I ordered a third brake/cargo light for the Ranger on 12/26....That sumbeech just made Charlotte from California at 8:12pm...Still 125 miles up the street.....The shipper.....You guessed it....FedX

Granny was slow but she was old...

Wuzz you're gonna have to let us know how you like the new toy...If you have to rant on the PO site and feel the need for more feel free to cuss FedX on my behalf....

I may have mentioned....

FedX sucks when it comes too shipping things...12/26 and the ding dang light is still on the dang truck?????????

 

[Wuzznt Me]

I'll do that Dee. It's over at the mouse trap now which means it's usually in my P.O.box next morning unless they get confused.

Nite all.

 

[FranC]

Maybe the truck got hijacked,Dee

 

[FranC]

Evening I got my big nauty bvc today...a just reward for floor scrubbing!

Hope you love it Bov My kids got one of those. Too big for me.

 

[Bovinia]

I gotta say that my new tank didn't ride the slow boat. I ordered it Friday afternoon from a vendor in Colorado, didn't pay the extra dollar for priority shipping, and still got it in the mail today. I was quite surprised it got here that fast.

Fedex, yeah Dee. I ordered a bluetooth keyboard and binder for my new tablet Thursday, and Fedex handles the first leg of shipping. Expected arrival date is the 12th! At least that one is free shipping