Number Game Thread - Part 2!

[JoanJ]

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” - George Carlin

 

[Debra_oh]

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

[Downtownjeffbrown]

Hurry

>^.^< Sent From Meow G2

 

[Ms.P]

Cattywampus: askew, awry, kitty-corner

 

[jj2]

All generalizations are false.

 

[grannykimmy]

and American cheese, no make that sharp cheddar.

 

[Nanny22]

Life is beautiful… from Friday to Monday.

THIS is SO true!

 

[Debra_oh]

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

 

[liblue1]

Are we there yet??????
Are we getting close?????????????

 

[DocTonyNYC]

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.

 

[Downtownjeffbrown]

My eyes are dry

>^.^< Sent From Meow G2

 

[Downtownjeffbrown]

Are we there yet??????
Are we getting close?????????????

No

>^.^< Sent From Meow G2

 

[jj2]

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

 

[DocTonyNYC]

Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!

 

[daleron]

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

Bwahahahaha!!!!!

 

[horton]

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.....

 

[liblue1]

Does anybody really know what time it is?

 

[Nanny22]

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” - George Carlin

I loved him!

 

[JoanJ]

There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.

 

[Ms.P]

You don’t work – you don’t have money to live. You work – there’s no time to live.