Number Game Thread - Part 2!

[Debra_oh]

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

 

[ISBN]

Is Evil Ella running the contest now?

 

[DocTonyNYC]

Dry erase boards are remarkable.

 

[daleron]

Appointment time bye!

 

[Anjaffm]

You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

 

[wheezal]

sp MsP...wut flavor joos you getting?

 

[chapeltown]

You can lead a man to joos, but you can't make him vape.

from my galaxy s4

 

[liblue1]

I won't be able to stay on much longer..............

 

[WelshVapour]

Appointment time bye!

Aww, bye mama!

 

[DocTonyNYC]

Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.

 

[DaveOno]

One more bump and I gotta go... good luck everyone, thanks for the invite.

And good luck with you.

Knowledge is good!! Spread the word.

 

[Debra_oh]

A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.

 

[wheezal]

Appointment time bye!

tell yer doctor its a contest..he'll understand!

 

[jj2]

Life is too complicated in the morning.

 

[JoanJ]

 

[DocTonyNYC]

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

 

[Ms.P]

Sometimes good things fall apart, so better things can fall together. Marilyn Monroe

 

[liblue1]

What do you do with a sick boat?
TAKE IT TO THE DOC!
(sorry DocTony)

 

[Debra_oh]

John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

 

[jj2]

We are all part of the ultimate statistic -- ten out of ten die.