Number Game Thread - Part 2!

[CafeDigitalDiva]

This place is moving too fast!

 

[Anjaffm]

1 beer per hour? i'll never repress my traumatic childhood at that rate!

So that's why you got the vodka?

 

[a wandering soul]

Biggity bumps y'all

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[430Cruz]

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.

 

[DocTonyNYC]

What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra.

 

[wheezal]

So that's why you got the vodka?

no, i haf the vodka cuz i ran out of bourbon. sheesh...keep up!!

 

[PennyLynn]

So a man walked into a vape lounge...

 

[a wandering soul]

Rawr.. Close again

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[DocTonyNYC]

Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.

 

[WelshVapour]

I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves

 

[NGAHaze]

 

[430Cruz]

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.

 

[Debra_oh]

I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.

 

[Nanny22]

Bumping up for another winner --

 

[DaveOno]

say whhaaaaaa?!? but...then what is denture cleanure for? and pga? and drano?


you never let me drink anything fun!

I didn't say it wasn't fun, but he used it to clean VooDoo!!

 

[chigal]

I think we're about 50 away? 4605, right?

 

[JoanJ]

 

[a wandering soul]

I tries.. I try!

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[chigal]

Gonna get busy in here.

 

[DaveOno]

You said we'd work it out, you said that you had no doubt
That deep down we were really in love
Oh, but I'm tired of holding on to a feeling I know is gone
I do believe that I've had enough

I've had enough of the falseness of a worn out relation
Enough of the jealousy and the intoleration
Oh I make you laugh and you make me cry
I believe it's time for me to fly