Number Game Thread - Part 2!

[liblue1]

Did I win yet???????????

yes...but not today.................

 

[DocTonyNYC]

What does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.

 

[jj2]

The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.

 

[ISBN]

Is Evil Ella running the contest now?

I'll take that as a "No" and tell everyone...

Thanks

 

[Ms.P]

You only see that the money is not the most important thing in life when you have it.

 

[WelshVapour]

Mamma?? Is that you, Mamma???

 

[Debra_oh]

People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.

 

[FranC]

Is it really going to snow tonight???????

 

[jj2]

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.

 

[liblue1]

My give a darn is busted.

from my galaxy s4

We must have both got defective ones..............mine is too...............

 

[DocTonyNYC]

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents.

 

[DaveOno]

Did I win yet???????????

You are a winner in my book, Fran!!!!!

 

[Nanny22]

Go get your friends --- almost time again for another winner!

 

[Debra_oh]

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

 

[jj2]

If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.

 

[liblue1]

 

[wheezal]

You are a winner in my book, Fran!!!!!

my book has pictures....cuz i no read gud.

 

[WelshVapour]

if tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?

 

[DocTonyNYC]

They've just found a Mummy in Egypt that's covered in chocolate and peanuts.

Apparently he was called Pharoah Rocher.

 

[K1NGP1N]

I need some warm weather