Number Game Thread - Part 2!

[FranC]

 

[wheezal]

if tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?

my head asplode!!!

 

[jj2]

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

 

[DocTonyNYC]

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonky.

 

[Debra_oh]

I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!

 

[Downtownjeffbrown]

Can't leave this game for 5 min or else u like all track lol

>^.^< Sent From Meow G2

 

[WelshVapour]

my head asplode!!!

again!?!?!

 

[DocTonyNYC]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

 

[jj2]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

[DaveOno]

There's a serious need for one person to just play rim-shots.

I haven't seen this many one-liners since bedsheet changing day at the winner's lounge...

 

[liblue1]

again!?!?!

and one more time.............

 

[jj2]

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

 

[Downtownjeffbrown]

again!?!?!

He's like the pawn shop owner on MIB

>^.^< Sent From Meow G2

 

[Debra_oh]

The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.

 

[wheezal]

again!?!?!

it just screws back on. easier for errybuddy that way.

 

[DocTonyNYC]

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It drove down the road and turned into a field.

 

[NGAHaze]

 

[jj2]

I intend to live forever. So far so good.

 

[liblue1]

There's a serious need for one person to just play rim-shots.

I haven't seen this many one-liners since bedsheet changing day at the winner's lounge...

hmmmmmmmm....

 

[JoanJ]