Number Game Thread - Part 2!

[chigal]

I just found out recently how giraffe males pick their mates by tasting the urine stream of the female. I'm glad I'm not a male giraffe.

 

[DocTonyNYC]

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam!

 

[Debra_oh]

Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them.

 

[430Cruz]

Howdy from the road.
Wish I could stay and play

 

[JoanJ]

 

[chapeltown]

Fl refreshes a screen?!?? Awesome!!!

from my galaxy s4

 

[Anjaffm]

How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.

 

[Debra_oh]

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

 

[WelshVapour]

The best thing about telepathy is...I know, right?

 

[DocTonyNYC]

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Decalfinated.

 

[430Cruz]

Joke time it is

 

[Anjaffm]

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

 

[DaveOno]

View attachment 326403..........bump

DIVA!!!
now its a contest how are you countess diva did you get a email i was worried you weren't gonna make a splash it's been so dry and Mr.P won the first time ever i saw your face the music and the quickly downtownjeffbrown hit for the next free jooze and wheezal hit a number but he's a past winner and he hit on a few of the other wimmins but this is a contest so glad you made it gimme gimme some lovin you is wrong i don't wanna be right now we have like 50 peeps in da thread nice i bet cinder ella is tickled purple and everyone is making jokes i think i actually saw a few funny how my memory slips while looking over manuscrips of unpublished rhyme or reason you are so late you were up late last night yes i think the espresso was a little strong today but i'm so glad to see my DIVA!!!

 

[DocTonyNYC]

How do you organize an outer space party?
You planet.

 

[wheezal]

imma thirsty..... my flask is empty....

 

[Debra_oh]

It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.

 

[SamNapolitanke]

Alt+F4 is the quickest way to refresh your screen, just sayin...

 

[Anjaffm]

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

 

[WelshVapour]

How dare you incinerate that I don't know big words.

 

[DocTonyNYC]

Alt+F4 is the quickest way to refresh your screen, just sayin...

F5 is even faster.