Wow. Jeffy you are
I am only responsible for the leftover bones from my bacon wrapped chicken...
....and maybe some of the red solo cups. ;-)
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Number Game Thread - Part 2!
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Jeff, how's Julie doing these days?
My mom is well. Get and my dad when and got a new truck yesterday
Julie Brown is my mom btw
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My mom is well. Get and my dad when and got a new truck yesterday
Julie Brown is my mom btw
>^.^< Sent From Meow G2 Wif Mah Reo In Mah other fwuffy Pah
LOL! I figured there had to be a correlation there somewhere!
What kind of truck did they get?
Hey! Why is this thread more chatty than the chat thread now? I'm telling mom.
...Cinder!
...Cinder!
Dear Mrs. Weezal,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Weezal, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":
1. December 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. January 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5- minute intervals.
3. January 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. February 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. March 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of chips.
6. March 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. March 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children obliged.
8. March 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Emergency Medics were called.
9. April 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. April 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. April 23: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. May 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Lady Gaga look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. May 8: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. May 12: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!
15. May 14: Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was. And last, but not least:
16. May 16: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the Staff passed out.
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Weezal, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":
1. December 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. January 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5- minute intervals.
3. January 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. February 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. March 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of chips.
6. March 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. March 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children obliged.
8. March 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Emergency Medics were called.
9. April 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. April 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. April 23: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. May 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Lady Gaga look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. May 8: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. May 12: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!
15. May 14: Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was. And last, but not least:
16. May 16: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the Staff passed out.
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Dear Mrs. Weezal,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Weezal, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":
1. December 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. January 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5- minute intervals.
3. January 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. February 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. March 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of chips.
6. March 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. March 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children obliged.
8. March 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Emergency Medics were called.
9. April 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. April 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. April 23: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. May 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Lady Gaga look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. May 8: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. May 12: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!
15. May 14: Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was. And last, but not least:
16. May 16: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the Staff passed out.
hmmmmm, i dont remember all of these...but then i dont have the wherewithal to defend myself...so.....
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Dear Mrs. Weezal,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Weezal, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":
1. December 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. January 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5- minute intervals.
3. January 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. February 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. March 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of chips.
6. March 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. March 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children obliged.
8. March 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Emergency Medics were called.
9. April 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. April 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. April 23: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. May 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Lady Gaga look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. May 8: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. May 12: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!
15. May 14: Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was. And last, but not least:
16. May 16: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the Staff passed out.
The contest is over, but we are still awaiting the OFFICIAL RESULTS from Cinder, as well as the 3 random previous winners.
Stay tuned for the Cindernouncement on Monday...
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