OFFICIAL ECIGEXPRESS.COM Contest and Chatter Thread

[Karen171]

#3

“You know what would make a good story; something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad...also he has severe .........”

 

[kritter]

#2

OK, I'm going to admit it. Its been bugging me for about 10 years now and I need to get it off my chest.

I let the dogs out.

 

[sophie_lapin]

*will no longer remain silent*
Now Ripple, get in the kitchen and cook me a pot pie!!!

Thought for the day.......

If you're going to blow off a friend or significant other and they ask you if something's wrong, grow some cajones and tell them, non-communication makes you even feel like less of a person and is selfishly protecting yourself from guilt and/or knowing the hurt you may cause.....

 

[kritter]

#3
Anything related to Halloween doesn’t scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else's toilet and the water keeps rising.

 

[Beans]

That's never good Kritter.....That's when I jump out the window

 

[linnx]

Review samples sent out today!

Post #888 package out today as well.

 

[Survivors Mom]

NOT AN ENTRY!

It's been such a crappy week but I'm really enjoying reading these posts!


P.S. linnx... you're pretty awesome!

 

[CalamityJan]

#1
A woman in lust wants chocolate. A woman in love wants diamonds.

 

[CalamityJan]

#2
It takes a smart husband/wife to have the last word and not use it.

 

[CalamityJan]

#3
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

 

[miller552]

#1

"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket."

 

[miller552]

#2

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!"

 

[miller552]

#3

"Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?"

 

[GRATI]

#1
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

[GRATI]

#2
Why is abbreviation such a long word?

 

[GRATI]

#3
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

#1, The Larch

Some poetry.........

I shoot an arrow into the air
Where it lands I do not care

I get my arrows wholesale!!!!





Thank you, Curly!!!

 

[Reddhott]

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

 

[Reddhott]

#2 Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

 

[Reddhott]

#3 I've discovered that I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.