OFFICIAL ECIGEXPRESS.COM Contest and Chatter Thread

[Karen171]

#3

Even if the voices I hear aren't real, they have some really good ideas!

 

[Odium]

Man simply is, not that he is simply what he conceives himself to be, but he is what he wills, and as he conceives himself after already existing — as he wills to be.

 

[sophie_lapin]

Geez... New guy is asking me about interior decorating ...
he wants to know if my carpet matches my drapes...
when I told him no carpet, just waxed hardwood here- he got wayyy too excited

 

[MastiffMike]

Geez... New guy is asking me about interior decorating ...
he wants to know if my carpet matches my drapes...
when I told him no carpet, just waxed hardwood here- he got wayyy too excited

Pictures! Please?

 

[goofygirl]

post #1
Q: why don't blind people sky dive? A: because it scares the .... out of there dogs.

 

[goofygirl]

post #2
ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

 

[thehangdude]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[thehangdude]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

 

[thehangdude]

And my favorite:

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

 

[Reddhott]

#1 You see a sign that says "Say No To Crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

 

[Reddhott]

i#2 f quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who
said "Quit while you're ahead"?

 

[Psyche]

#1
Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

 

[Psyche]

#2
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

 

[hairball]

Post 1

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

 

[Psyche]

#3
A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for.

 

[hairball]

Post 2

Behind every successful man is his woman and behind the fall of a successful man, is usually another woman.

 

[hairball]

Post 3

We have enough gun control, but what we need, is idiot control.

 

[Shilo]

#1 It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

 

[Shilo]

#2 In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

 

[goofygirl]

post #3

they call it "PMS" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.