This is me when i got out of jail for impersonating Brad Pitt.
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This is me and my family preparing ethanol to use for medicinal purposes should someone need emergency surgery.
This is the love of my life. After 30 years of marriage, I've strayed. A man has needs you know
This is used for washing edible underpants for fluffy, my main squeeze. Also goes good on the rocks with a dash of bitters
This is my toes, and I'm trying for a Gretchen Carlson beaver shot. Unsuccesfully might i add.
And lastly, this is Helga, my German girlfriend
The puka beads are my original ones with the original aligator clips which came in handy if you wanted to clip an aligator