Official - New Provari Red and Chrome

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Chowderhead1972

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Unity ring is no problem other than geography. Stuffing my 350lb ... into a pair of leather pants is a different matter altogether.

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BrightLight

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Send me a polished 2.5 mini and I will fire up the camera.....

I was thinking of a more epic opening scene. Something like this:

[ProVape Staff]: Chowderhead72, welcome to ProVape. We have decided to align each individual atom by hand, without the aid of a microscope. So, the polished ProVari has been delayed by more than a century…

{Cue Chowderhead72’s cartoon rage face, unity ring and leather pants}

{ProVape staff engages lightsaber mode on their ProVaris}

[Chowderhead72]: So people weren’t just saying that? Those actually are lightsabers?!!!

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Riverboat

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No way I missed this?????? I have been stalking ProVape for months since the announcement of the Polished ProVari!!!!

In 16 days it will be my 1 year Vaporversary and this was going to be my present to myself - now I am really bummed :cry:

You missed it, there were only 100 units...
You are kidding right?
I wish I was.....
From my knowledge, i didnt hear of any release of the polished provaris.

Kindly,
Ken
I don't want you all to cry :cry: I'm joking folks:laugh:
 
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Chowderhead1972

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Wow! After all this $h!t. No email, no notice whatsoever.... Provape- you have gone from a unity ring pimpslap to full blown Arabian Goggles..... UNFORGIVABLE....

ETA: reread to find out this was a joke..... Arabian Goggles canceled....for now. Riverboat please know if we ever meet you are getting an atomic wedgie for this. Full fruit of the Loom chinstrap variety, your bacon strip is doomed. Rule 303 applies.
 
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MonsterKenny

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Hello Everyone.

We are getting closer to the polished tubes being ready.. if we had it our way these would have been ready a long time ago.

The latest update: A shipment is incoming for our first batch. The next shipment is due next week. Before we can release them we need to stock up so we can supply the initial demands. While supplies will be limited in the beginning until we can build inventory, we wanted to start with a good quantity. We are just waiting for the polish vendor to ship several packages our way, then we can start gearing up for a release date.

Kindly,
Ken
 
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