No, actually, I didn't say no. I did make mention that those others were not wooden squonkers. And they were more or less rather much a joke if one were to compare them to the quality of the Phids.
i haz a serendipity. Missy's Wet Box made me think of Old Goat, which made me Google about it, which led me to...
I'm not a gamer, but I discovered a game called "Goat Simulator." It's likely I'm late to the party again and everyone else knows about this treasure, but I was fascinated. For a minute I was tempted to buy it, until I realized that while the game looks like something I might play (no skills are needed, including understanding what is going on) what I really liked was the commentary by the guy who was playing it. I just want to watch him play and listen to him talk.