Official ProVari Radius Thread - Part 2

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Today's Clue
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Embedded in the first few words are clues. Be creative and have some fun. Take the first part and add something creative, followed by dots. Whoever else would like to play can then take what was added and add more. Let's see where you take this!

"A girl and a snake walk into a bar................






Deductions thus far:

Snakes don't walk.

Girls are stereotypically afraid of, or grossed out by snakes.

Girls are not old enough to go into bars. Women are, though.

Snakes aren't allowed in bars.
 
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Deductions thus far:

Snakes don't walk.

Girls are stereotypically afraid of, or grossed out by snakes.

Girls are not old enough to go into bars. Women are, though.

Snakes aren't allowed in bars.

I didn't ask for psycho-babble. I asked for creative writing. Now get to creatin' sumpin so the game can continue. Geesh, HBManOfTheCorpseDude.......:evil:
 

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A girl and a snake walk into a bar, moving very slowly, inch by inch, because the snake didn't have feet.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "Oh I am SO tired of your hissing and moaning!"
The snake looks at her and says, "..............
 

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A girl and a snake walk into a bar, moving very slowly, inch by inch, because the snake didn't have feet.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "Oh I am SO tired of your hissing and moaning!"
The snake looks at her and says, "..............

I Love it I Love it I love it!!

 

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A girl and a snake walk into a bar, moving very slowly, inch by inch, because the snake didn't have feet.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked -- what'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?
 

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A girl and a snake walk into a bar, moving very slowly, inch by inch, because the snake didn't have feet.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked -- what'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?

That's simply wonderful! Keep 'em coming and thanks for playing!
 
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A girl and a snake walk into a bar, moving very slowly, inch by inch, because the snake didn't have feet.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked -- what'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?
The girl says we are waiting for my mother to show up could you give us a minute.
A couple minutes later Medusa walks in...........
 
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A girl and a snake walk into a bar, moving very slowly, inch by inch, because the snake didn't have feet.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked -- what'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?
The girl says we are waiting for my mother to show up could you give us a minute.
A couple minutes later Medusa walks in...........

Medusa huh? Hmmm, that's an interesting add!! LOL
 

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A girl and a snake walk into a bar, moving very slowly, inch by inch, because the snake didn't have feet.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked -- what'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?
The girl says we are waiting for my mother to show up could you give us a minute.
A couple minutes later Medusa walks in...........and the snake says to the girl "This is my brother Darrell and my other brother Darrell..." while pointing at her mother's head.
 

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A girl and a snake walk into a bar, moving very slowly, inch by inch, because the snake didn't have feet.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked -- what'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?
The girl says we are waiting for my mother to show up could you give us a minute.
A couple minutes later Medusa walks in...........and the snake says to the girl "This is my brother Darrell and my other brother Darrell..." while pointing at her mother's head.

Perfect! :D
 

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A girl and a snake walk into a bar, moving very slowly, inch by inch, because the snake didn't have feet.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked -- what'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?
The girl says we are waiting for my mother to show up could you give us a minute.
A couple minutes later Medusa walks in...........and the snake says to the girl "This is my brother Darrell and my other brother Darrell..." while pointing at her mother's head....... and my other brother Darrell, and my other brother Darrell, and my other brother Darrell, and my other brother Darrell......
 

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A girl and a snake walk into a bar, moving very slowly, inch by inch, because the snake didn't have feet.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked -- what'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?
The girl says we are waiting for my mother to show up could you give us a minute.
A couple minutes later Medusa walks in...........and the snake says to the girl "This is my brother Darrell and my other brother Darrell..." while pointing at her mother's head....... and my other brother Darrell, and my other brother Darrell, and my other brother Darrell, and my other brother Darrell......

LOL
 

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Before we go too far into this, let's rearrange the fact that Medusa is this girl's mother, but the snake is brothers with Medusa's snakes...which means the little girl already knows the snake, and hence would not need to introduce the girl to his brothers...

Psych HBManOfTheCorpseDude Strikes Again! But what???? :lol:
 

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A girl and a snake walk into a bar, moving very slowly, inch by inch, because the snake didn't have feet.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked -- what'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?
The girl says we are waiting for my mother to show up could you give us a minute.
A couple minutes later Medusa walks in...........and the snake says to the girl "This is my brother Darrell and my other brother Darrell..." while pointing at her mother's head.

Meanwhile across town three Black Suburbans screech to a halt in front of a highrise apartment. Twelve large dangerous looking mercenary types rush in and return in what seems an instant with another. This man appears to be their prisoner. OMG it's Rod!!! In a flash they are gone.....
 

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A girl and a snake walk into a bar, moving very slowly, inch by inch, because the snake didn't have feet.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked -- what'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?
The girl says we are waiting for my mother to show up could you give us a minute.
A couple minutes later Medusa walks in...........and the snake says to the girl "This is my brother Darrell and my other brother Darrell..." while pointing at her mother's head.

Meanwhile across town three Black Suburbans screech to a halt in front of a highrise apartment. Twelve large dangerous looking mercenary types rush in and return in what seems an instant with another. This man appears to be their prisoner. OMG it's Rod!!! In a flash they are gone.....

Oooh, where will they take me?
 
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