Well, since we are going to split hairs - or snakes as it were - this is not necessarily true. Of course she would know the snakes on her mothers head but maybe she didn't know her snake friend was actually her slithering half brother from another 2 legged (or 3) father!
Official ProVari Radius Thread - Part 2
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A girl and a snake walk into a bar, moving very slowly, inch by inch, because the snake didn't have feet.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked -- what'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?
The girl says we are waiting for my mother to show up could you give us a minute.
A couple minutes later Medusa walks in...........and the snake says to the girl "This is my brother Darrell and my other brother Darrell..." while pointing at her mother's head.
Meanwhile across town three Black Suburbans screech to a halt in front of a highrise apartment. Twelve large dangerous looking mercenary types rush in and return in what seems an instant with another. This man appears to be their prisoner. OMG it's Rod!!! In a flash they are gone.....The Suburbans race from the city, and head towards I75 and they continue south and east, their prisoner unconscious and subdued, until they reach the Everglades. There they unload their abductee and toss his unconscious body onto the deck of a fanboat. Under cover of darkness their nefarious activities have unfolded without a single eye witness...
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked -- what'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?
The girl says we are waiting for my mother to show up could you give us a minute.
A couple minutes later Medusa walks in...........and the snake says to the girl "This is my brother Darrell and my other brother Darrell..." while pointing at her mother's head.
Meanwhile across town three Black Suburbans screech to a halt in front of a highrise apartment. Twelve large dangerous looking mercenary types rush in and return in what seems an instant with another. This man appears to be their prisoner. OMG it's Rod!!! In a flash they are gone.....The Suburbans race from the city, and head towards I75 and they continue south and east, their prisoner unconscious and subdued, until they reach the Everglades. There they unload their abductee and toss his unconscious body onto the deck of a fanboat. Under cover of darkness their nefarious activities have unfolded without a single eye witness...
Oh no.......Am I to become alligator bait? I can't wait for the next chapter in "As the Provarinati Turns!"
Whaaa da hell did I just walk into?
Note 5!!!
'Ya need to get caught up! You and Bently are just having too much fun on the new living room furniture, eh?
And to Rod's dismay, they have brought his cats. To see what they might do in the wild...
A girl and a snake walk into a bar, moving very slowly, inch by inch, because the snake didn't have feet.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked, "What'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?"...
The girl looks up and replies, "We are waiting for my mother to show up...could you give us a few minutes?"
Shortly thereafter, Medusa walks in...........and the snake says to the girl, "This is my brother Darrell, and my other brother Darrell..." while pointing at her mother's head.
Meanwhile, across town, three black SUVs screech to a halt in front of a highrise apartment. Twelve large, dangerous looking mercenary types, rush in...and return in what seems an instant with another man, with a bag on his head. This man appears to be their prisoner.
"OMG! It's Rod!!!", gasps the audience.
In a flash they are gone.....The SUVs race from the city, and head towards I-75. They continue South and East, their prisoner unconscious and subdued, until they reach the Everglades. There, they unload their abductee, and toss his unconscious body onto the deck of a fanboat. Under cover of darkness, their nefarious activities have unfolded without a single eye witness...
And to Rod's dismay, he'll awake to discover they have brought his cats...to see what they might do in the wild.
Suddenly, the large mercenaries hear the <thumping> of helicopter blades in the air. They look up, and are practically blinded by a large spotlight.
The ends of several ropes hit the ground all around them, and stealth-clad military operatives, with night-vision goggles touch down with heavy thudding sounds.
The mercs, recovering from the unexpected burst of light, hear a voice...a firm, strong voice. The voice announces loudly, "It's all over, gentlemen! Sir Rod of Lube, and the cats, will be coming with me."
With sand, leaves, and dust whipping by their eyes, the mercs see the silhouette of the man behind the voice. One of the mercs reflexively whispers, "Oh we are in a world of sh|t..." He has just realized, before all his companions, that they are staring at the one and only Charlie...and...............
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked, "What'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?"...
The girl looks up and replies, "We are waiting for my mother to show up...could you give us a few minutes?"
Shortly thereafter, Medusa walks in...........and the snake says to the girl, "This is my brother Darrell, and my other brother Darrell..." while pointing at her mother's head.
Meanwhile, across town, three black SUVs screech to a halt in front of a highrise apartment. Twelve large, dangerous looking mercenary types, rush in...and return in what seems an instant with another man, with a bag on his head. This man appears to be their prisoner.
"OMG! It's Rod!!!", gasps the audience.
In a flash they are gone.....The SUVs race from the city, and head towards I-75. They continue South and East, their prisoner unconscious and subdued, until they reach the Everglades. There, they unload their abductee, and toss his unconscious body onto the deck of a fanboat. Under cover of darkness, their nefarious activities have unfolded without a single eye witness...
And to Rod's dismay, he'll awake to discover they have brought his cats...to see what they might do in the wild.
Suddenly, the large mercenaries hear the <thumping> of helicopter blades in the air. They look up, and are practically blinded by a large spotlight.
The ends of several ropes hit the ground all around them, and stealth-clad military operatives, with night-vision goggles touch down with heavy thudding sounds.
The mercs, recovering from the unexpected burst of light, hear a voice...a firm, strong voice. The voice announces loudly, "It's all over, gentlemen! Sir Rod of Lube, and the cats, will be coming with me."
With sand, leaves, and dust whipping by their eyes, the mercs see the silhouette of the man behind the voice. One of the mercs reflexively whispers, "Oh we are in a world of sh|t..." He has just realized, before all his companions, that they are staring at the one and only Charlie...and...............
A girl and a snake walk into a bar, moving very slowly, inch by inch, because the snake didn't have feet.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked, "What'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?"...
The girl looks up and replies, "We are waiting for my mother to show up...could you give us a few minutes?"
Shortly thereafter, Medusa walks in...........and the snake says to the girl, "This is my brother Darrell, and my other brother Darrell..." while pointing at her mother's head.
Meanwhile, across town, three black SUVs screech to a halt in front of a highrise apartment. Twelve large, dangerous looking mercenary types, rush in...and return in what seems an instant with another man, with a bag on his head. This man appears to be their prisoner.
"OMG! It's Rod!!!", gasps the audience.
In a flash they are gone.....The SUVs race from the city, and head towards I-75. They continue South and East, their prisoner unconscious and subdued, until they reach the Everglades. There, they unload their abductee, and toss his unconscious body onto the deck of a fanboat. Under cover of darkness, their nefarious activities have unfolded without a single eye witness...
And to Rod's dismay, he'll awake to discover they have brought his cats...to see what they might do in the wild.
Suddenly, the large mercenaries hear the <thumping> of helicopter blades in the air. They look up, and are practically blinded by a large spotlight.
The ends of several ropes hit the ground all around them, and stealth-clad military operatives, with night-vision goggles touch down with heavy thudding sounds.
The mercs, recovering from the unexpected burst of light, hear a voice...a firm, strong voice. The voice announces loudly, "It's all over, gentlemen! Sir Rod of Lube, and the cats, will be coming with me."
With sand, leaves, and dust whipping by their eyes, the mercs see the silhouette of the man behind the voice. One of the mercs reflexively whispers, "Oh we are in a world of sh|t..." He has just realized, before all his companions, that they are staring at the one and only Charlie...and...............he had Eri and Emi with him. They were dressed in cute ninja costumes, making them more cat-like than they could already be.......
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked, "What'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?"...
The girl looks up and replies, "We are waiting for my mother to show up...could you give us a few minutes?"
Shortly thereafter, Medusa walks in...........and the snake says to the girl, "This is my brother Darrell, and my other brother Darrell..." while pointing at her mother's head.
Meanwhile, across town, three black SUVs screech to a halt in front of a highrise apartment. Twelve large, dangerous looking mercenary types, rush in...and return in what seems an instant with another man, with a bag on his head. This man appears to be their prisoner.
"OMG! It's Rod!!!", gasps the audience.
In a flash they are gone.....The SUVs race from the city, and head towards I-75. They continue South and East, their prisoner unconscious and subdued, until they reach the Everglades. There, they unload their abductee, and toss his unconscious body onto the deck of a fanboat. Under cover of darkness, their nefarious activities have unfolded without a single eye witness...
And to Rod's dismay, he'll awake to discover they have brought his cats...to see what they might do in the wild.
Suddenly, the large mercenaries hear the <thumping> of helicopter blades in the air. They look up, and are practically blinded by a large spotlight.
The ends of several ropes hit the ground all around them, and stealth-clad military operatives, with night-vision goggles touch down with heavy thudding sounds.
The mercs, recovering from the unexpected burst of light, hear a voice...a firm, strong voice. The voice announces loudly, "It's all over, gentlemen! Sir Rod of Lube, and the cats, will be coming with me."
With sand, leaves, and dust whipping by their eyes, the mercs see the silhouette of the man behind the voice. One of the mercs reflexively whispers, "Oh we are in a world of sh|t..." He has just realized, before all his companions, that they are staring at the one and only Charlie...and...............he had Eri and Emi with him. They were dressed in cute ninja costumes, making them more cat-like than they could already be.......
<insert hand clapping here>
As I was reading this part I'm in here thinking...IT'S CHARLIE & then you said it!!!!
#CharlieIsABoss #BeastMod #SirRod #Cats
Note 5!!!
You can stop this now Rod, just tell us.. you know you want to!
I do? I do.........BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I read the story to Charlie this morning. I'm hanging by a thread (perhaps literally) waiting anxiously for the next chapter! Yes I am!!
I always thought Charlie was just a voice behind the phone box. Lol
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LOL........He's quite real, trust me! As it relates to the story though, he would have wanted to know where the kitties are first, then uh, maybe me.
A girl and a snake walk into a bar, moving very slowly, inch by inch, because the snake didn't have feet.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked, "What'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?"...
The girl looks up and replies, "We are waiting for my mother to show up...could you give us a few minutes?"
Shortly thereafter, Medusa walks in...........and the snake says to the girl, "This is my brother Darrell, and my other brother Darrell..." while pointing at her mother's head.
Meanwhile, across town, three black SUVs screech to a halt in front of a highrise apartment. Twelve large, dangerous looking mercenary types, rush in...and return in what seems an instant with another man, with a bag on his head. This man appears to be their prisoner.
"OMG! It's Rod!!!", gasps the audience.
In a flash they are gone.....The SUVs race from the city, and head towards I-75. They continue South and East, their prisoner unconscious and subdued, until they reach the Everglades. There, they unload their abductee, and toss his unconscious body onto the deck of a fanboat. Under cover of darkness, their nefarious activities have unfolded without a single eye witness...
And to Rod's dismay, he'll awake to discover they have brought his cats...to see what they might do in the wild.
Suddenly, the large mercenaries hear the <thumping> of helicopter blades in the air. They look up, and are practically blinded by a large spotlight.
The ends of several ropes hit the ground all around them, and stealth-clad military operatives, with night-vision goggles touch down with heavy thudding sounds.
The mercs, recovering from the unexpected burst of light, hear a voice...a firm, strong voice. The voice announces loudly, "It's all over, gentlemen! Sir Rod of Lube, and the cats, will be coming with me."
With sand, leaves, and dust whipping by their eyes, the mercs see the silhouette of the man behind the voice. One of the mercs reflexively whispers, "Oh we are in a world of sh|t..." He has just realized, before all his companions, that they are staring at the one and only Charlie...and...............he had Eri and Emi with him. They were dressed in cute ninja costumes, making them more cat-like than they could already be....... then Eri or was it Emi, swatted SR's Radius onto the concrete.
The snake didn't want to go to the bar, and was complaining about his hangover from the night before. As they grab their seats, the girl says, "I'm tired of your hissing and moaning!" The bartender just laughed and asked, "What'll it be for thee? JJOOHHNN's Unicorn perhaps?"...
The girl looks up and replies, "We are waiting for my mother to show up...could you give us a few minutes?"
Shortly thereafter, Medusa walks in...........and the snake says to the girl, "This is my brother Darrell, and my other brother Darrell..." while pointing at her mother's head.
Meanwhile, across town, three black SUVs screech to a halt in front of a highrise apartment. Twelve large, dangerous looking mercenary types, rush in...and return in what seems an instant with another man, with a bag on his head. This man appears to be their prisoner.
"OMG! It's Rod!!!", gasps the audience.
In a flash they are gone.....The SUVs race from the city, and head towards I-75. They continue South and East, their prisoner unconscious and subdued, until they reach the Everglades. There, they unload their abductee, and toss his unconscious body onto the deck of a fanboat. Under cover of darkness, their nefarious activities have unfolded without a single eye witness...
And to Rod's dismay, he'll awake to discover they have brought his cats...to see what they might do in the wild.
Suddenly, the large mercenaries hear the <thumping> of helicopter blades in the air. They look up, and are practically blinded by a large spotlight.
The ends of several ropes hit the ground all around them, and stealth-clad military operatives, with night-vision goggles touch down with heavy thudding sounds.
The mercs, recovering from the unexpected burst of light, hear a voice...a firm, strong voice. The voice announces loudly, "It's all over, gentlemen! Sir Rod of Lube, and the cats, will be coming with me."
With sand, leaves, and dust whipping by their eyes, the mercs see the silhouette of the man behind the voice. One of the mercs reflexively whispers, "Oh we are in a world of sh|t..." He has just realized, before all his companions, that they are staring at the one and only Charlie...and...............he had Eri and Emi with him. They were dressed in cute ninja costumes, making them more cat-like than they could already be....... then Eri or was it Emi, swatted SR's Radius onto the concrete.
Touche Willy! I wondered 'when' someone would mention sumpin to do with vaping in this story??!!
I've got a riddle for you RB. What color is my wifes car?
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