I used to tell her the only thing that saved her .... was that she was so cute! (just kidding, of course) She was such a bad puppy, and I'm not kidding about that part. LOL
I think that's the only reason that 99% of human children survive their child years. Both of my kids woulda been thrown out the window within the first ten years if they hadn't been so derned cute. Just kidding, of course (kinda).

