***ON TOPIC***The Emerald City Post

[LuckySevens4U]

I would like to nominate Sun for the position of "crack reporter". He would be a very good reporter. He has his finger on the pulse of the forum. Plus he would be good reporting on all the "cracks" in Em City and REALLY good at reporting on all the "cracks" outside of the city. No shortage of cracks around here! LOL

LOL that really "cracked" me up.

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

Rick you are really into the frothy cremey kind of things. LOL Now we all know what we need when we want to lure you away. LOL

Note to self: Stock lager in Dungeon.

 

[Idahojo]

So tell us Lovely Lady Vicks . . .

Just what DID you do for a Klondike bar? LOL

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Idahojo]

I almost forgot, Kendra will be a great photographer for our fair city. Kendra your best shot at really good pics will most likely be in our dungeon. Rick will be down there shortly looking for Vicks lager.

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

So tell us Lovely Lady Vicks . . .

Just what DID you do for a Klondike bar? LOL

Inquiring minds want to know.

OK..... thats the third time I've been asked that....the answers you seek are somewhere in the Emerald City and the Janty Threads....

I'll have to go dig them up and keep them handy for future reference.

You can start here...

...and it kinda rambles on here.

 

[Idahojo]

BTW I nominate Vicks for the job of reporter for the Em City Post. No one has a better grasp of the em city language than she does. She has a way with words and naughty thoughts.

Do I really have to read all that to find out what you did Vicks? Don't know if my meds will last that long. LOL

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

BTW I nominate Vicks for the job of reporter for the Em City Post. No one has a better grasp of the em city language than she does. She has a way with words and naughty thoughts.

Do I really have to read all that to find out what you did Vicks? Don't know if my meds will last that long. LOL

If you click on the little arrow, it takes you to the "beginning" of the sequence....right where it starts to get interesting...IMO.

And, seeing though I'm the .... of the joke in this one....My opinion is the one that should matter, yes?

If the meds wear out, just come back tomorrow fully loaded... the links will still be there...

Thanks for the nomination...but will Wizzy let me "corrupt" this thread as I've done to others???

 

[Idahojo]

If you click on the little arrow, it takes you to the "beginning" of the sequence....right where it starts to get interesting...IMO.

And, seeing though I'm the .... of the joke in this one....My opinion is the one that should matter, yes?

If the meds wear out, just come back tomorrow fully loaded... the links will still be there...

Thanks for the nomination...but will Wizzy let me "corrupt" this thread as I've done to others???

Oh I'm sure the Wiz will have no problem hiring you. Vicks, I can't think of anyone better than you and Sun for the position of crack reporters. That would be outstanding for the Em City Post.

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

Oh I'm sure the Wiz will have no problem hiring you. Vicks, I can't think of anyone better than you and Sun for the position of crack reporters. That would be outstanding for the Em City Post.

Reporting on all the cracks that should be reported on.....

Lawd....Let's make it a gossip rag...no, wait....that's the general forum.

 

[The Wiz]

I second that nomination (gotta keep Wizzy happy and keep the thread on track.....maybe)

See, See....I'm being good tonight Wiz! Can I have some(one) special as a reward?

Vicks....Sorry I am so late replying to you....Yes..Take whatever Plaything you want and head towards your Dungeon!!...Have a wonderful evening!!The Wiz!

 

[The Wiz]

Oh I'm sure the Wiz will have no problem hiring you. Vicks, I can't think of anyone better than you and Sun for the position of crack reporters. That would be outstanding for the Em City Post.

Jo...I agree since Vicks has pretty much taken control of this entire thread(LOL)...I will appoint her First Reporter of The Emerald City! Sun on the other hand...has the Sun Room already..to report any new "vaping" findings he may come across!! Vicks....Remember I wake-up around noon...please make sure I have a few good stories to read when I have my afternoon coffee and vape!!The Wiz!

 

[Idahojo]

Reporting on all the cracks that should be reported on.....

Lawd....Let's make it a gossip rag...no, wait....that's the general forum.

LMAO Vicks! Yes that would keep one totally busy, reporting on all the cracks around here. LOL Your fingers would be burning up your keyboard! You'd be smoking hotter than your reputation!

 

[Idahojo]

Jo...I agree since Vicks has pretty much taken control of this entire thread(LOL)...I will appoint her First Reporter of The Emerald City! Sun on the other hand...has the Sun Room already..to report any new "vaping" findings he may come across!! Vicks....Remember I wake-up around noon...please make sure I have a few good stories to read when I have my afternoon coffee and vape!!The Wiz!

Let me be the first to congratulate Vicks on her new position! Vicks will do a bang up job, I'm sure! (pun intended)

Yes, Wiz, you are probably right about Sun. He is already one of our busiest members. But he would be a good one.

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

Jo...I agree since Vicks has pretty much taken control of this entire thread(LOL)...I will appoint her First Reporter of The Emerald City! Sun on the other hand...has the Sun Room already..to report any new "vaping" findings he may come across!! Vicks....Remember I wake-up around noon...please make sure I have a few good stories to read when I have my afternoon coffee and vape!!The Wiz!

Ohhhhhh.......the pressure....and I have a dungeon to run...very hot "experiment" right now, Wiz....

Oh, by the way, I got a visit from your Little JJ this morning. She came to tell me that I wouldn't win any awards for Better Homes & Gardens for the decor.

Don't worry, she's fine......she took one look and ran screaming

 

[JustJulie]

Ohhhhhh.......the pressure....and I have a dungeon to run...very hot "experiment" right now, Wiz....

Oh, by the way, I got a visit from your Little JJ this morning. She came to tell me that I wouldn't win any awards for Better Homes & Gardens for the decor.

Don't worry, she's fine......she took one look and ran screaming

I did NOT run screaming . . . I stayed long enough to provide some honest and tactful feedback on how you might make your dreary dungeon a wee bit more cheerful. It's no wonder you're so evil. I think I'd be in a perpetually heinous mood if I lived in a dump--whoops--a place like that.

But, yes, congrats on your new job. Perhaps you can do a special feature on the homes of The Emerald City as part of the Better Homes & Gardens section.

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

Emerald City Times


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Dateline May 28,2009


What is that up in the sky? It's not a bird, it's not a plane.....it's a flying monkey???
Yes, good Emeraldites....due to the gross negligence of our own, newest member (and sources close to this reporter say, paramour of the great Light of Oz, himself) we find ourselves up to our eyeballs in the Wicked Witch's nasty little pets.

Please use extreme caution when approaching these vicious little beasties, as it appears their bites might be carrying a new strain of the H1N1 "when monkeys fly" flu. Persons scratched or bitten may catch this extremely rare influence, and be subjected to bouts of evil or perverse thoughts. Other symptoms may include a greenish rash and appreciation of mold.

If monkeys are spotted, please contact your nearest Wicked Witch for assistance.


pssssst - this is a contest!!!

 

[Di]

Expressions of Interest required.........

clients with interest please apply at the below addy......

Extremely well experienced, purveyor of the art of
"Sweet Tortures"
will take up temporary residence in EC Dungeon
for holiday cash.

Work place has tools of trade,
but needs,
good/ sorry, Bad client base,

This applicant has own tools,
hot and cold running shower,
silk twisted ropes,
and scented liquid soaps.

STRICTLY -By Appointment only
Contact -- Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah
at the Emerald City Dungeon for details
and UPPointments.......

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

Oooo, Di, I'm loving the new avatar....

And you may use any of the implements in the dungeon you see fit to amuse yourself with. Hope you get some clientelle....

 

[The Wiz]

Ohhhhhh.......the pressure....and I have a dungeon to run...very hot "experiment" right now, Wiz....

Oh, by the way, I got a visit from your Little JJ this morning. She came to tell me that I wouldn't win any awards for Better Homes & Gardens for the decor.

Don't worry, she's fine......she took one look and ran screaming

Vicks.....I would talk with your hostesses about changing the decor if need be!!The Wiz!

 

[The Wiz]

Emerald City Times


Premier Edition


Newsflash: EC amok in Flying Monkeys!!!!!
Dateline May 28,2009


What is that up in the sky? It's not a bird, it's not a plane.....it's a flying monkey???
Yes, good Emeraldites....due to the gross negligence of our own, newest member (and sources close to this reporter say, paramount of the great Light of Oz, himself) we find ourselves up to our eyeballs in the Wicked Witch's nasty little pets.

Please use extreme caution when approaching these vicious little beasties, as it appears their bites might be carrying a new strain of the H1N1 "when monkeys fly" flu. Persons scratched or bitten may catch this extremely rare influence, and be subjected to bouts of evil or perverse thoughts. Other symptoms may include a greenish rash and appreciation of mold.

If monkeys are spotted, please contact your nearest Wicked Witch for assistance.

Vick's that was an A-1 reporting job there....The only monkey I have seen around here was Rick....I might have to check in the dungeon next to discover his whereabouts....OH..I forgot he has a new avatar today(again)...No monkeys spotted then!..LOL..The Wiz!