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Newsflash: Emerald City Invaded by the Dark Side of the Janty Stick
Dateline May 28,2009
That's right, folks, and don't forget you heard it here first....the Stick has arrived for 2 of Emerald City's members.
The Wicked One, Vicks, and our own Protector of Oz, Bite Me, have been spotted currently bragging about their new aquisitions and producing tumulous clouds of smoke everywhere they go, while other, perhaps more worthy members of Oz wait, heartbroken, in the wings of this shameful display of bad manners.....
What could possibly have posessed these otherwise fine, upstanding citizens of Emerald City to display such a bad case of lack of manners? While one could expect it of the Evil one, our bright and shining brass protector should know better....unless he, too, has been corrupted by the dark side of the Stick?
I have it on good authority that this first, pre-ordered edition of the Stick was, in fact, tampered with in shipment, by certain dark forces now conspicously absent in the Emerald City, and the resulting devises have been imbued with "undesireable" concequences to the users. Note that the Wicked One's avatar has recently changed, proving that my theory is not just rumor, but indeed cold, hard fact.
Remember, gentlefolk of Emerald City, you heard it here, first....