Emerald City Post
Volume IIII
Headline: Sanity Returns to our Fair City!
Dateline: May 31, 2009
Gentle readers, I am so glad to see you all this fine day! What a difference a day can make in our fair city....Our beloved Light of Oz has come back from his trials a better and stronger leader for our fair City, and has things well in hand. Our equally beautiful and handsome Prince of Oz has also made his presence know once again to us, and is even as we speak making plans to return, triumphantly, and continue to restore sanity to our City.
***She's getting stronger...somebody stop her!!!****
That miserable dungeon is undergoing some extensive renovations, I am happy to report. While no one knows the exact plans of the Wicked one on what is going on down there, rumors have been rife about a new, CLEAN kitchen on the premises and expansively refirbushed rooms. Can we hope that such a filthy den of inequity shall finally become a respectful location in Emerald?
***EmilyPostitis is a very difficult disease to treat....it's getting worse!***
I have it on good authority that our great and powerful Oz has finally gotten
through to the green skinned harlot, and has controls firmly in place. I am sure that all you Emeraldites, as well as I, am very pleased to see the changes in place in this Evil old Harlot!
***Sheesh! I wouldn't be caught dead in this outfit!!!***
I would also like to take this opportunity to welcome two very respected members into our fair city.....I am sure that with such illustrious personages setting decent examples for the rest of our Emeraldites, we shall get our beloved Emerald back to being a shining example of the good, respectful life. Ah, but I do ramble on with such good news....WELCOME TO OUR FAIR EMERALD CITY, SPIKEY AND STRAYLING!!!
***Boy, if she only knew!!!****
Emerald was very calm and respectful last night, gentle Emeraldites, and I can only predict more clean fun in the future!
***Oh, just wait until I get free of this dried up old BIDDY!***
I shall look on the goings-on in Emerald with great joy, fair Emeraldites, and continue to report the positive changes to our beautiful city.
Signing off.......Emily Vicks.
***NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!***