We tried to catch him last night but he moves too fast... I might have to bait a trap with cinnamon buns and a nice white chocolate mocha. (I'll probably catch more than just the SUN)Jo.....I think everyone in the "dang" City has been in The Dungeon at one time or another...Hmmm..Except Sun!!!!The Wiz!
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Wildsky--Your Mother taught you many years ago two things--there is no pot of gold and the end of the rainbow and you can never "catch" the SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sun.....It is a good thing you have "Set" for the day.....You are safe until tommorrow!!
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Vicks are you hearing this? He loves it in your dungeon. You need to fix that right away. Next thing you know you'll have the whole danged city down there.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! Sheesh! I ain't running a resort....
Unfortunately, with Spikey around, the dungeon will only get MORE popular...
I'm going to have to go back to the contractor, and put in more rooms.
Absolutely! Just get your specs to the contractor....now where's his number?
Emerald City Post
Volume IIII
Headline: Sanity Returns to our Fair City!
Dateline: May 31, 2009
Gentle readers, I am so glad to see you all this fine day! What a difference a day can make in our fair city....Our beloved Light of Oz has come back from his trials a better and stronger leader for our fair City, and has things well in hand. Our equally beautiful and handsome Prince of Oz has also made his presence know once again to us, and is even as we speak making plans to return, triumphantly, and continue to restore sanity to our City.
***She's getting stronger...somebody stop her!!!****
That miserable dungeon is undergoing some extensive renovations, I am happy to report. While no one knows the exact plans of the Wicked one on what is going on down there, rumors have been rife about a new, CLEAN kitchen on the premises and expansively refirbushed rooms. Can we hope that such a filthy den of inequity shall finally become a respectful location in Emerald?
***EmilyPostitis is a very difficult disease to treat....it's getting worse!***
I have it on good authority that our great and powerful Oz has finally gotten through to the green skinned harlot, and has controls firmly in place. I am sure that all you Emeraldites, as well as I, am very pleased to see the changes in place in this Evil old Harlot!
***Sheesh! I wouldn't be caught dead in this outfit!!!***
I would also like to take this opportunity to welcome two very respected members into our fair city.....I am sure that with such illustrious personages setting decent examples for the rest of our Emeraldites, we shall get our beloved Emerald back to being a shining example of the good, respectful life. Ah, but I do ramble on with such good news....WELCOME TO OUR FAIR EMERALD CITY, SPIKEY AND STRAYLING!!!
***Boy, if she only knew!!!****
Emerald was very calm and respectful last night, gentle Emeraldites, and I can only predict more clean fun in the future!
***Oh, just wait until I get free of this dried up old BIDDY!***
I shall look on the goings-on in Emerald with great joy, fair Emeraldites, and continue to report the positive changes to our beautiful city.
Signing off.......Emily Vicks.
***NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!***
Volume IIII
Headline: Sanity Returns to our Fair City!
Dateline: May 31, 2009
Gentle readers, I am so glad to see you all this fine day! What a difference a day can make in our fair city....Our beloved Light of Oz has come back from his trials a better and stronger leader for our fair City, and has things well in hand. Our equally beautiful and handsome Prince of Oz has also made his presence know once again to us, and is even as we speak making plans to return, triumphantly, and continue to restore sanity to our City.
***She's getting stronger...somebody stop her!!!****
That miserable dungeon is undergoing some extensive renovations, I am happy to report. While no one knows the exact plans of the Wicked one on what is going on down there, rumors have been rife about a new, CLEAN kitchen on the premises and expansively refirbushed rooms. Can we hope that such a filthy den of inequity shall finally become a respectful location in Emerald?
***EmilyPostitis is a very difficult disease to treat....it's getting worse!***
I have it on good authority that our great and powerful Oz has finally gotten through to the green skinned harlot, and has controls firmly in place. I am sure that all you Emeraldites, as well as I, am very pleased to see the changes in place in this Evil old Harlot!
***Sheesh! I wouldn't be caught dead in this outfit!!!***
I would also like to take this opportunity to welcome two very respected members into our fair city.....I am sure that with such illustrious personages setting decent examples for the rest of our Emeraldites, we shall get our beloved Emerald back to being a shining example of the good, respectful life. Ah, but I do ramble on with such good news....WELCOME TO OUR FAIR EMERALD CITY, SPIKEY AND STRAYLING!!!
***Boy, if she only knew!!!****
Emerald was very calm and respectful last night, gentle Emeraldites, and I can only predict more clean fun in the future!
***Oh, just wait until I get free of this dried up old BIDDY!***
I shall look on the goings-on in Emerald with great joy, fair Emeraldites, and continue to report the positive changes to our beautiful city.
Signing off.......Emily Vicks.
***NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!***
Thank You Emily for that Top-Notch reporting......The City was very quiet last night...Saturday nights keep the streets empty for some reason or another!!I think your new Avatar is very fitting for the Crack Reporter(and resident Wicked-Witch)of The Emerald City..Kudos!!
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Thank You Emily for that Top-Notch reporting......The City was very quiet last night...Saturday nights keep the streets empty for some reason or another!!I think your new Avatar is very fitting for the Crack Reporter(and resident Wicked-Witch)of The Emerald City..Kudos!!
Thanks Wiz....every time I put an "article" together...I keep hearing this prim and proper voice.... but don't worry, I'm sure it'll wear off soon and I'll be back to the wicked one you all know & love.
I kinda stumbled across this pix this weekend (always looking for another, better WW picture, and I've got some real fantastic ones lined up
) When I saw this one sparks just flew....it's soooo fabulous!I just love victorian-era vestments.
now all the post needs is a proper sports reporter............i heard the munchkins had a game this weekend
Oh Vicks you have outdone yourself again! You really are struggling with that old hag Emily Post. Don't worry, she will soon tire of the evil and slightly dirty going on's in the Dungeon and will slink on out of here. Thank you again for the fabulous kitchen. I'm sure Spikey will be needing lots of protein rich dishes to keep her strength up. So what will you have Spikey?
T-bone steaks slathered with onions and mushrooms?
Home fried chicken with pots & gravy
Baked salmon with asparugus and rice pilaf
You name it, naughty or healthy, I'll whip it up for you.
(Just realized, I used your favorite word, LOL)
T-bone steaks slathered with onions and mushrooms?
Home fried chicken with pots & gravy
Baked salmon with asparugus and rice pilaf
You name it, naughty or healthy, I'll whip it up for you.
(Just realized, I used your favorite word, LOL)
It's going to have to be someone else....I don't get into sports at all....
She's even invaded my avatar....but that I can handle, cause I just love this one...
Did I mention the kitchen even has a "monkey protection" charm on the door? I can't have my little darlings getting too chubby to fly, so I've barred them...no sneaking goodies for them...
I don't think Spikey needs the protein.....the ones who are going to have to keep their strength up are her.....playthings.
LOL Vicks-I forgot to mention it earlier and did so in another thread. But I absolutely love the new avatar! I simply love all things Victorian.It's going to have to be someone else....I don't get into sports at all....
She's even invaded my avatar....but that I can handle, cause I just love this one...
Did I mention the kitchen even has a "monkey protection" charm on the door? I can't have my little darlings getting too chubby to fly, so I've barred them...no sneaking goodies for them...
I don't think Spikey needs the protein.....the ones who are going to have to keep their strength up are her.....playthings.
The ban on the monkeys in my kitchen is a good thing. The other night when that one with the purple studded collar and cape got in there he wreaked havoc all over the place. Took me forever to put things back in order. They really are naughty little things.
You're probably right about Spikey, but if she needs something, I will provide her with it. Even if it's for her vic, er guests.
PS-I'm not into sports at all either. So you won't find me in there.
You suppose they are making a sports room as a way to hide from us. Maybe they feel they need a safe place. LOL Cluck, cluck.
I came across this one this weekend....I'm always looking through pix on the net trying to find the next, perfect WW avatar.....saw this one and the sparks just flew....I'm the same way you are....the Victorian era was decadent for clothing...
The ban on the monkeys in my kitchen is a good thing. They really are naughty little things.
Just wait until you see them if full clown-battle gear
. But I'll only put them there if Ricky fails to...... amuse me 
..... after all, I did promise our wiley Prince I wouldn't torture him with the clown gear (it's a phobia....very hush, hush...)PS-I'm not into sports at all either. So you won't find me in there.
They do have the Arena....I poke my nose in there from time and again, but there's WAAAAAAAAAY too much testosterone even for ME!
Just wait until you see them if full clown-battle gear . But I'll only put them there if Ricky fails to...... amuse me ..... after all, I did promise our wiley Prince I wouldn't torture him with the clown gear (it's a phobia....very hush, hush...)
Well I certainly hope you or Kendra can provide pics. That would be fun.
They do have the Arena....I poke my nose in there from time and again, but there's WAAAAAAAAAY too much testosterone even for ME!
Yes I know what you mean. I've looked once or twice but my eyes glazed over so I left. So they do have their safe place.
. But I'll only put them there if Ricky fails to...... amuse me ..... after all, I did promise our wiley Prince I wouldn't torture him with the clown gear (it's a phobia....very hush, hush...)Well I certainly hope you or Kendra can provide pics. That would be fun.
They do have the Arena....I poke my nose in there from time and again, but there's WAAAAAAAAAY too much testosterone even for ME!
Yes I know what you mean. I've looked once or twice but my eyes glazed over so I left. So they do have their safe place.
walk...Your hired!!...Just try not to be biased towards Detroit sports teams ok???LOL
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walk...Your hired!!...Just try not to be biased towards Detroit sports teams ok???LOL
I second that.....fair and honest reporting of all the games that are fit to watch.....whatever they are..
Vicks....walk is a very(biased)honest fellow!! I can vouch for him!!I second that.....fair and honest reporting of all the games that are fit to watch.....whatever they are..
The Wiz!
yeah im not biased the red wings rule the nhl.......the tigers have a desent shot after splitting with the orioles and king james is a punk
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