Perkins Paste

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REDFISHIN

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I'm not sure, but it should be by tomorrow . . .


and, I got my purple package today. Thanks for the "bump" Katy! They had to bring it in on Saturday - cats were crawling all over the mailbox here.

Ha, dang cats had already starting peeling back the metal on my mailbox, got to it just in time. But now I can't go outside, might get mobbed by the 50 or outside. I think they are plotting how to get to my paste! This stuff is potent.
 

5spike

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Ha, dang cats had already starting peeling back the metal on my mailbox, got to it just in time. But now I can't go outside, might get mobbed by the 50 or outside. I think they are plotting how to get to my paste! This stuff is potent.
Ha if the cats only knew!
Plant it Plant it!
 

Dolly Dagger

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Where's the line for the fan club?

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ElConquistador

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It's now been about a week since I ran across this thread. I wanted to try this concoction, but I thought I'd give it some time before ordering. Since I've seen no reports of anyone dying, and nobody has posted that they got divorced or fired because of the paste, I feel relatively safe placing the order. I decided I needed another bottle of PBC too!
 

StacyInOkla

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I could tell my PP arrived when I was 2 blocks away. I could barely see my mailbox due to cats from miles around and all the stray dogs trying to open the box. After honking the horn and driving like a madwoman I was able to clear the box and get my purple package. I parked right by my door so I could rush into the house. I figured I was safe once I got inside. Nope not so. I get in the house and shut the door. Clutching the package I breathe a sigh of relief.... Until I looked up. My dogs and cats are lined up in a perfect line. Four sets of eyes trained on the package in my hands. Chaos ensues. There's dogs growling and cats hissing and spitting. I rush into my room and shut the door. I think I'm safe until I open the package. I have the tube of PP in my hands and had just opened it when my best friend, my Chiweenie Elvira, who had ninjaed her way in the room, flys across the bed and snags the Paste out of my hands. Needless to say when she was done with it all that was left was a chewed up tube and I still haven't tried PP. Now Elvira it seems has super powers. Wherever she goes dogs three times her size bow down and cower. Cats do her every bidding. The question remains do I make another attempt.
 
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