Phiniac and Siam Mods Cobra Rebuildable Atty

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yankeebobo

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Oh I could be ....... I'm downright disgusted. But certainly not about an object of desire that emits vapor. There are other things in this world that bother me.
And with that I guess I owe a quick statement. My thoughts and prayers go out to the souls lost last Friday. (And thats only ONE of these acts). It saddens me that children, CHILDREN, have had their lives tragically taken. And their parents have to now grieve a premature loss. And that 6 educators perished with some, if not all, heroes that helped save additional lives.
We live in a society where this type of activity occurs almost daily. In fact how many times have you turned on the TV and continued to make your dinner while hearing about another shooting. No shooting is better or worse than another. A life lost is a life lost. But children represent the most pure, the most innocent of all. Mercy to all affected. And to think that Christmas will never be the same to them.
Guess that wasn't so quick. Sorry everyone.
 

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Let's see if this works out better. :D

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There once was a man named Elmer Fud,
Who bought himself a very nice DuD.

He thought it would be BliSS,
But lost it in the mist...
Showing his anger by raising his fist.

So he went out and got a CHID,
Oh yes indeed he DID...

And while it was not crud,
Nor tasted of mud,
He found it really was a CHUD.

So on with his search,
He ended up in a church,
And what to his surpise was gently perched?

Well he gave it a tap,
And it fell into his lap,
As he uttered "Oh crap."
For he found a ZAP.

He ran outside and ran into a hag,
Who promply challenged him to a game of tag.
"Catch me if you can and I'll give you a ZAG."

"Pfft," he muttered...
"Having no GG or Provari,
I'm going to try and trade this in for a Ferrari!"

Then he ran into a guy named Phiniac,
Who explained to him he wasn't a maniac.

He told him the secrets of a particular snake.
Even assured him it wasn't a fake.
Comes bare, blasted, even colored or phrosted...
And to get one you don't even have to make someone feel accosted.

"ViVi Novalution," he said.
"I must have one now."

So he sold his cow,
And broke his brow,
But when he got it,
It was the cat's meow!

:p
 
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yankeebobo

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Let's see if this works out better. :D

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There once was a man named Elmer Fud,
Who bought himself a very nice DuD.

He thought it would be BliSS,
But lost it in the mist...
Showing his anger by raising his fist.

So he went out and got a CHID,
Oh yes indeed he DID...

And while it was not crud,
Nor tasted of mud,
He found it really was a CHUD.

So on with his search,
He ended up in a church,
And what to his surpise was gently perched?

Well he gave it a tap,
And it fell into his lap,
As he uttered "Oh crap."
For he found a ZAP.

He ran outside and ran into a hag,
Who promply challenged him to a game of tag.
"Catch me if you can and I'll give you a ZAG."

"Pfft," he muttered...
"Having no GG or Provari,
I'm going to try and trade this in for a Ferrari!"

Then he ran into a guy named Phiniac,
Who explained to him he wasn't a maniac.

He told him the secrets of a particular snake.
Even assured him it wasn't a fake.
Comes bare, blasted, even colored or phrosted...
And to get one you don't even have to make someone feel accosted.

"ViVi Novalution," he said.
"I must have one now."

So he sold his cow,
And broke his brow,
But when he got it,
It was the cat's meow!

:p

Oh even without coffee I could soo comment here. There are so many rhymes I could go with......
 

yankeebobo

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Aw snappers....

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You forgot to insert something like

While in search of the perfect vape
The man decided to leave his cape
For he flew by an AC9
But the time spent waiting for one made him vape .... pie
"Why oh why do makers feel,
That waiting double time makes it a great deal.
I waited and moaned, for that preorder,
But I only ended up with gastric disorder."
 
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