Let's see if this works out better.
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There once was a man named Elmer Fud,
Who bought himself a very nice DuD.
He thought it would be BliSS,
But lost it in the mist...
Showing his anger by raising his fist.
So he went out and got a CHID,
Oh yes indeed he DID...
And while it was not crud,
Nor tasted of mud,
He found it really was a CHUD.
So on with his search,
He ended up in a church,
And what to his surpise was gently perched?
Well he gave it a tap,
And it fell into his lap,
As he uttered "Oh crap."
For he found a ZAP.
He ran outside and ran into a hag,
Who promply challenged him to a game of tag.
"Catch me if you can and I'll give you a ZAG."
"Pfft," he muttered...
"Having no GG or Provari,
I'm going to try and trade this in for a Ferrari!"
Then he ran into a guy named Phiniac,
Who explained to him he wasn't a maniac.
He told him the secrets of a particular snake.
Even assured him it wasn't a fake.
Comes bare, blasted, even colored or phrosted...
And to get one you don't even have to make someone feel accosted.
"ViVi Novalution," he said.
"I must have one now."
So he sold his cow,
And broke his brow,
But when he got it,
It was the cat's meow!