Phiniac Rugged Pyrex Tank Riddle Contest

[Krispers]

And Mr Kelly likes gobstoppers but dislikes jawbreakers

 

[ITPython]

Mr. Kelly loves Mass Effect 3 but hates the $60 price tag!

 

[pchela]

Mr. Kelly likes gooey marshmallows but dislikes sugar.

 

[pchela]

Mr. Kelly likes poodles but he dislikes dogs.

 

[pchela]

Mr. Kelly likes Cheech but he dislikes Chong.

 

[ITPython]

Mr. Kelly likes wheels but dislikes tires.

 

[ITPython]

Mr. Kelly likes seeing and looking but dislikes eyesight.

 

[VapingTurtle]

Mr. Kelly likes hussies, but he doesn't like whores.

 

[VapingTurtle]

Mr. Kelly likes brunettes, but he doesn't like redheads.

What an idiot Mr. Kelly is.

 

[VapingTurtle]

Mr. Kelly likes singing a capella, but he does not like singing cantata.

 

[pwyll]

Mr Kelly loves bloodletting but abhors violence.

 

[pwyll]

Mr Kelly likes bleeding, but dislikes wounds.

 

[pwyll]

Mr Kelly likes tattoos but doesn't like piercings.

 

[vanZilla]

Mr. Kelly likes Cheech but he dislikes Chong.

It would seem Mr. Kelly is not the only one ...

 

[Psyche]

#1
Mr. Kelley like doodles but dislikes drawings.

 

[Psyche]

#2
Mr. Kelley likes John Cleese but dislikes Monty Python.

 

[Psyche]

#3
Mr. Kelley likes Eddie Murphy but dislikes George Carlin.

 

[Odium]

Mr Kelly likes woodies but dislikes sneaky petes

 

[GLRogerss]

MR. kelly likes glass but dislikes plastic

 

[GLRogerss]

Mr. Kelly likes hooters but dislikes girls