Phiniac Rugged Pyrex Tank Riddle Contest

[BluSwatch]

He doesn't like his Katana either.

 

[GLRogerss]

Mr. Kelly likes Ms. Kelly but dislikes his wife

 

[GLRogerss]

Mr. Kelly likes ladders but dislikes steps

 

[GLRogerss]

Mr. Kelly likes hammers but dislikes pounding

 

[Cookster]

Mr. Kelly likes cheeto's, but dislikes dorito's

 

[pwyll]

Mr Kelly likes mummies but not zombies.

 

[skydragon]

#1

Mr Kelly likes mud but dislikes getting dirty.

 

[pwyll]

Mr Kelly likes to be footloose but does not like to be fancy free.

 

[Cookster]

Mr. Kelly likes hippos and dislikes rhinos

 

[pwyll]

Mr Kelly likes the loose women, but not easy ones.

 

[Cookster]

Mr. Kelly likes Kierkegaard and dislikes Existentialism

 

[ITPython]

Mr. Kelly likes photons but dislikes light.

Mr. Kelly dislikes photons and light, but he likes illumination!

Mr. Kelly likes bugs but dislikes insects.

Mr. Kelly dislikes bugs and insects but likes grass hoppers!

Mr. Kelly likes Charlie Sheen but dislikes eccentric and bizarre.

Mr. Kelly likes Charlie Sheen, eccentric and bizarre but he dislikes celebrities!

#1

Mr Kelly likes mud but dislikes getting dirty.

Mr. Kelly dislikes mud and likes getting dirty!



And my last entry for the day (unless the one of above counted )

Mr. Kelly likes wood but dislikes timber!


Good love these insane oxymoron's, LOL.

 

[skydragon]

#2

Mr Kelly likes spiders but dislikes webs.

 

[skydragon]

#3

Mr Kelly likes pots but dislikes pans.

 

[ITPython]

#2

Mr Kelly likes spiders but dislikes webs.

(this is too fun! )

Mr. Kelly dislikes spiders and webs, but likes eight legged creatures!

#3

Mr Kelly likes pots but dislikes pans.

Mr. Kelly dislikes pots and pans but likes cooking!

 

[dragonvap]

1. Mr. Kelly likes the backwoods, but dislikes nature.

 

[dragonvap]

2. Mr. Kelly likes doodling, but dislikes drawing.

 

[dragonvap]

3. Mr. Kelly likes moonlight, but dislikes sunshine.

 

[hollyberry]

Mr. Kelly likes footwear, but dislikes shoes.

 

[hollyberry]

Mr. Kelly likes boomerangs, but dislikes Australia.