I wasn't going to post this, but I figured, what the hell we're all friends here so...
Anyhoo, last night, I'm out the front fiddling around for awhile. Little Miss P is out with her Big Daddy, so it's just me, the vicious guinea pigs and Miss Piper the killer Doberman that's afraid of her own shadow at home.
Off I go to the corner store and there's this guy hanging around outside. I come out, he says 'hi'. I say 'hi' back. Then, here he comes..following me up the street. I get closer to the house and he starts muttering something under his breath. Being the tough 5'3" chick that I AM, I asked him what he was saying.
"You're hot"
"Well, we all are, it's 98 degrees outside, right?" in my best 'chirpy' voice.
Crap.
Mental checklist..husband's not home, neighbours aren't outside, like they were 10 mins ago..crap. Again.
"You know what I mean.."
Alright Domino, get with it girl!! "Yeah, I DO. Thanks very much, my HUSBAND thinks so too.." THAT'LL SCARE 'EM YA DUMMY!!
"Is he HOME?"
Uh oh!! What's with THAT comment? He's not going to come out with THAT one right out of left field..he KNOWS he's NOT.
By this time, we're right in front of my house, so what am I going to do, continue THIS intelligent conversation in the middle of the STREET? And hey, he OBVIOUSLY knows that's my house RIGHTTHERE..so, I turn up the walkway and say, "yeah, he IS, wanna meet him or something?"
And, guess where he WAS? RIGHT BEHIND ME on the WALKWAY.
He says, "Sure."
So, I'm thinking, get in the HOUSE girl!! (I know, COULD have been a stupid move)
I open the door and PIPER just WENT for him!!!!
She's afraid of the neighbourhood SQUIRRELS Ladies!?!?!
But LAST NIGHT? She came out of that door like the Doberman 'namesake' Black DEATH.
Not a bark, NOTHING behind the door!! She KNEW what was going on!! I guess the tone of my voice or something, but not a PEEP out of her!!
Anyway, she CONNECTED too! There was a piece of jeans on the steps with blood on it. (Yes, we brushed her teeth...WELL). Of course, Brian's out scoping the neighbourhood for the guy, and the cops have a 'bulletin' out to all the hospitals that if someone comes in with a dog bite, they're to be notified.
Anyone care to guess what'll happen to him after what he did to a PARAMEDIC?
But, just wanted to say how proud (and SHOCKED) I was with Piper!! She's my hero!!
(Brian went so far as to purchase her a roast beef..she'll have it for dinner tonight..and HE'S cooking!!)
Hope this explains my abnormal absence from ECF last night..it got pretty busy around here!
Anyhoo, last night, I'm out the front fiddling around for awhile. Little Miss P is out with her Big Daddy, so it's just me, the vicious guinea pigs and Miss Piper the killer Doberman that's afraid of her own shadow at home.
Off I go to the corner store and there's this guy hanging around outside. I come out, he says 'hi'. I say 'hi' back. Then, here he comes..following me up the street. I get closer to the house and he starts muttering something under his breath. Being the tough 5'3" chick that I AM, I asked him what he was saying.
"You're hot"
"Well, we all are, it's 98 degrees outside, right?" in my best 'chirpy' voice.
Crap.
Mental checklist..husband's not home, neighbours aren't outside, like they were 10 mins ago..crap. Again.
"You know what I mean.."
Alright Domino, get with it girl!! "Yeah, I DO. Thanks very much, my HUSBAND thinks so too.." THAT'LL SCARE 'EM YA DUMMY!!
"Is he HOME?"
Uh oh!! What's with THAT comment? He's not going to come out with THAT one right out of left field..he KNOWS he's NOT.
By this time, we're right in front of my house, so what am I going to do, continue THIS intelligent conversation in the middle of the STREET? And hey, he OBVIOUSLY knows that's my house RIGHTTHERE..so, I turn up the walkway and say, "yeah, he IS, wanna meet him or something?"
And, guess where he WAS? RIGHT BEHIND ME on the WALKWAY.
He says, "Sure."
So, I'm thinking, get in the HOUSE girl!! (I know, COULD have been a stupid move)
I open the door and PIPER just WENT for him!!!!

She's afraid of the neighbourhood SQUIRRELS Ladies!?!?!

But LAST NIGHT? She came out of that door like the Doberman 'namesake' Black DEATH.

Not a bark, NOTHING behind the door!! She KNEW what was going on!! I guess the tone of my voice or something, but not a PEEP out of her!!
Anyway, she CONNECTED too! There was a piece of jeans on the steps with blood on it. (Yes, we brushed her teeth...WELL). Of course, Brian's out scoping the neighbourhood for the guy, and the cops have a 'bulletin' out to all the hospitals that if someone comes in with a dog bite, they're to be notified.
Anyone care to guess what'll happen to him after what he did to a PARAMEDIC?

But, just wanted to say how proud (and SHOCKED) I was with Piper!! She's my hero!!

(Brian went so far as to purchase her a roast beef..she'll have it for dinner tonight..and HE'S cooking!!)
Hope this explains my abnormal absence from ECF last night..it got pretty busy around here!
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