Planet of the Vapes: why is there a war on e-cigarettes?

[AndriaD]

So the 'sales pitch' for vaping (if we could advertise, or were allowed to speak the truth) would be modeled after the BP claims.
Good idea. But wait our ads would far too short. The list of side effects associated with the BP trash take up half of the ad. What could we do with all that dead air.

Just make shorter commercials, and twice as many of 'em -- very cost effective!

Andria

 

[DC2]

But wait our ads would far too short. The list of side effects associated with the BP trash take up half of the ad. What could we do with all that dead air.

Show more pictures of happy families and couples in bathtubs?

 

[AndriaD]

Show more pictures of happy families and couples in bathtubs?

I really don't get the bathtub commercial at all; if the pill does what it says it will, shouldn't they be in the SAME bathtub? Barrier contraception is a great thing, but I think separate bathtubs is a bit more barrier OR contraception than anyone wants.

Andria

 

[DC2]

I really don't get the bathtub commercial at all; if the pill does what it says it will, shouldn't they be in the SAME bathtub? Barrier contraception is a great thing, but I think separate bathtubs is a bit more barrier OR contraception than anyone wants.

Andria

By the time they warm up, the water is cold.
Never mind the time/effort it might have taken them to fill those tubs in the first place.

The whole premise of those commercials is a joke.
Not that I wouldn't want bathtubs overlooking beautiful views of whatever.

 

[philoshop]

I'm not easily sold on anything. And, quite honestly, I suck at trying to sell anything because I'm far too honest to be good at it.
Politicians are salespeople. You speak their language or you're not heard.