Potentially deadly pedicure incident

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snarkypaws

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This past weekend I decided to give myself a pedicure, a fact which I normally wouldn't feel compelled to share with y'all. On this occasion, however, I noticed that every time I bent over I heard an ominous hissing noise. Since I'm mortally ophidiophobic (fear of snakes), this noise immediately had my full attention. It took me apprx 4 very long terror-filled seconds to figure out that the hissing was the result of bending over with my Tornado in my front pants pocket, thereby activating the button. It's entirely possible that vaping is as hazardous to my health as smoking was. Don't let this happen to you.
 

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Hi SNARKY! Good to hear from you again. 'fraid of snakes huh? That's what you get for livin' in the rain forests of Georgia. (too steamy down there for me) My sister used to live in the tiny town of Harlem GA for a bit. It's between Atlanta and Augusta. I made the mistake of visiting her in July once. Phew! It was like a sauna!
 

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Potentially deadly?

Was the Tornado being used as a detonator to an explosive device hidden in the building? Did the sizzling sound attract poisonous snakes?

Sounds more like "potentially ouchy" to me.

:p

No, the hissing sound itself indicated the possible presence of a snake, and as an ophidiophobe I would not hesitate to drop dead in my tracks should such an encounter ever occur.


Mist, I'm packing my bags for Canada as we speak...
 
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