This past weekend I decided to give myself a pedicure, a fact which I normally wouldn't feel compelled to share with y'all. On this occasion, however, I noticed that every time I bent over I heard an ominous hissing noise. Since I'm mortally ophidiophobic (fear of snakes), this noise immediately had my full attention. It took me apprx 4 very long terror-filled seconds to figure out that the hissing was the result of bending over with my Tornado in my front pants pocket, thereby activating the button. It's entirely possible that vaping is as hazardous to my health as smoking was. Don't let this happen to you.