Praise for Kristen Thread

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In This thread tell your personal story of how Kristen from FSUSA has touched your life or your day.

I'll go first. Kristen is very cute and is good at drawing and this makes me happy.

Here is a pic of Kristen.

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Don't know her personally, but I want to see where this thread goes when the more colorful characters from here start chiming in

Hummm, I wonder who methic was referring to? Colorful characters. Must have been David. Oh, and that samsmom is a real character too. So is Free. And vaporgalinfla. And salem. And LD, and Ab. And maureen. Well ... there's a LOT of them.

Well, my personal story is this. I was a lonely cowboy out here vaping on the vast, empty plains of Yeast Texas (the land of every mold, fungus and bug known to man). Driving dusty herds of cattle on my 4 wheeler. And I loved those cows. Cows are nice people.

One fine day the old lady from our Post Office caught up to me on her walker that has wheels on it and gave me a box that had come from FSUSA. It was for ME! I tore that package open and there was a bottle of HopScotch and a sample bottle and a note from MistressNomad and a picture drawn by Kristen. A picture of a COW!

I had finally found a friend! An intelligent friend who loved cows like I do. A friend who draws pictures of cows and wears T shirts with pictures of cows on them. I was so delighted. It touched the cockleberries of my heart and brought a tear to my eye.

One day I will drive some cattle down to Tucson and bed them down in that empty lot behind the Vape Lounge and I'll go in and shake her lovely hand in person. I'll probably even wear clean socks that day.

Its going to be a wonderful day that this old man will cherish forever.
 

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Hummm, I wonder who methic was referring to? Colorful characters. Must have been David. Oh, and that samsmom is a real character too. So is Free. And vaporgalinfla. And salem. And LD, and Ab. And maureen. Well ... there's a LOT of them.

Well, my personal story is this. I was a lonely cowboy out here vaping on the vast, empty plains of Yeast Texas (the land of every mold, fungus and bug known to man). Driving dusty herds of cattle on my 4 wheeler. And I loved those cows. Cows are nice people.

One fine day the old lady from our Post Office caught up to me on her walker that has wheels on it and gave me a box that had come from FSUSA. It was for ME! I tore that package open and there was a bottle of HopScotch and a sample bottle and a note from MistressNomad and a picture drawn by Kristen. A picture of a COW!

I had finally found a friend! An intelligent friend who loved cows like I do. A friend who draws pictures of cows and wears T shirts with pictures of cows on them. I was so delighted. It touched the cockleberries of my heart and brought a tear to my eye.

One day I will drive some cattle down to Tucson and bed them down in that empty lot behind the Vape Lounge and I'll go in and shake her lovely hand in person. I'll probably even wear clean socks that day.

Its going to be a wonderful day that this old man will cherish forever.


Stay away! Stay far away from Kristen T!
 

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Hummm, I wonder who methic was referring to? Colorful characters. Must have been David. Oh, and that samsmom is a real character too. So is Free. And vaporgalinfla. And salem. And LD, and Ab. And maureen. Well ... there's a LOT of them.

Well, my personal story is this. I was a lonely cowboy out here vaping on the vast, empty plains of Yeast Texas (the land of every mold, fungus and bug known to man). Driving dusty herds of cattle on my 4 wheeler. And I loved those cows. Cows are nice people.

One fine day the old lady from our Post Office caught up to me on her walker that has wheels on it and gave me a box that had come from FSUSA. It was for ME! I tore that package open and there was a bottle of HopScotch and a sample bottle and a note from MistressNomad and a picture drawn by Kristen. A picture of a COW!

I had finally found a friend! An intelligent friend who loved cows like I do. A friend who draws pictures of cows and wears T shirts with pictures of cows on them. I was so delighted. It touched the cockleberries of my heart and brought a tear to my eye.

One day I will drive some cattle down to Tucson and bed them down in that empty lot behind the Vape Lounge and I'll go in and shake her lovely hand in person. I'll probably even wear clean socks that day.

Its going to be a wonderful day that this old man will cherish forever.

How did you know they have an empty lot behind the vape shop where overnighters will be able to park if they happen to come for a visit. (true story--David told me himself)
 

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How did you know they have an empty lot behind the vape shop where overnighters will be able to park if they happen to come for a visit. (true story--David told me himself)

Norry, I'm one of those psychic's who can see across many miles, read peoples minds and things like that. Its something I was born with. I don't always "know" something, but I'll say it and it will be true. Surprises me sometimes! My mother was like this too.

That's how I know Ab is 3'8" tall without his platform socks, elevator shoes and extended height underwear.
 

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Norry, I'm one of those psychic's who can see across many miles, read peoples minds and things like that. Its something I was born with. I don't always "know" something, but I'll say it and it will be true. Surprises me sometimes! My mother was like this too.

That's how I know Ab is 3'8" tall without his platform socks, elevator shoes and extended height underwear.

And he has a 3" fro going on too.
 

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Norry, I'm one of those psychic's who can see across many miles, read peoples minds and things like that. Its something I was born with. I don't always "know" something, but I'll say it and it will be true. Surprises me sometimes! My mother was like this too.

That's how I know Ab is 3'8" tall without his platform socks, elevator shoes and extended height underwear.

No TT, Dr, Pammy said you're psychotic. It's not the same thing...
 

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And he has a 3" fro going on too.

Yeah, he was 3' 3" with the fro, but I've heard rumors that he shaved his head and has been going around in his little, bitty Napoleon outfit and on his roller skates trying to convince people he is Nixdaddy. But I'm pretty sure the big belly sticking out and the Barbie dolls give him away.
 
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