prince of vapor, fresh prince parody.

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jiveman

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now this is the story all about how
for the first time in my life i put my ciggy down,
and i'd like to take a minute
just sit right there
i'll tell you how quit the cigs and became a vaper

in the quest of a formula, consciousness raised
in the forums is where i spent most of my days
freakin' out, coughin' smokin' like a tool
tobacco carcinogens, not very cool

when a couple of guys
their reviews were so good
helped me with my quit and made me think i could,
got a 510 that night, and my credit was spared,
they said start out with a janty and just move up from there.

i waited for my order and when it came here
the ecig was fresh, i practiced rings in the mirror,
if anything i can say that down time was rare
but i thought "man forget it" it's safer who cares?!


I called up smoker relatives, seven or eight,
And I yelled through the tele 'yo cigs, smell ya later'
I looked at my ecig
I was finally there
To sit on my throne with vapor in the air.

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beat that.
 
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