PV and Atty Abuse Reporting Thread

[gingersnaps]

I have only killed one carto. it was my first e2. we were doing a dry burn and he just kept pushing and pushing so I let him really go. Then pop and the poor guy never glowed again.

hubby on the other hand has killed 2 batteries and traumatized one so bad it won't let anyone but me touch it. 1 atty and 4 cartos. I will never teach him to clean them since he can barely keep them up in normal use. every day I clean the batteries once a week attys and cartos get a full on spa treatment for their hard work and having to deal with hubby. he is trying to be more carefull but I am keeping an eye on him. something just isn't right.

 

[Starchild47]

You all are cracking me up!!!! Keep it up!!! I sure need the laughs today.

 

[DLite]

I've herd from both sides and am ready to make my ruling.

 

[loxmythe]

I've herd from both sides and am ready to make my ruling.

Go ahead - try it - you can't stop me - you'll never stop me!!!!! View attachment 21005View attachment 21005View attachment 21005View attachment 21005View attachment 21005

 

[bonniegirl]

Yes Yes it was me!!


Your honor...I must caution my client to withdraw his confession....it was made under duress

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I killed them all. View attachment 20969
I love to hear them scream as I pound them with high voltage.
You can't imagine the perverse pleasure of zapping an LR with 7.4 volts of pure electric pain. I love their dying popping moans of agony.
Ever see the Silence Of the Lambs? Well it was actually supposed to be the silence of the attys. it was based on me. View attachment 20967

Got to go now I have work to do. View attachment 20970

Your honor...there is clear insanity defense here

I'd just like to add a character witness for Lox's defense. He did invent Swedish Fish. He has contributed to the advancement of e-cig enjoyment. Perhaps many attys were used for testing for such an progress in taste to be made.[/QUOTE
PLease allow this into the evidencee

I ask for a continuance on this matter

 

[bonniegirl]

Go ahead - try it - you can't stop me - you'll never stop me!!!!! View attachment 21005View attachment 21005View attachment 21005View attachment 21005View attachment 21005

Your Honor...a word with my client please


LOX---------shut your pie hole please....this is what you pay me the big bucks for

 

[loxmythe]

Can you hear the attys screaming Clarrise?!?!

I just killed an atty vaping favre beans with a nice chianti.


Bwaaha hahaha

 

[loxmythe]

It's 3:00 AM. Do you know where your attys are?



He he he I know where your attys are.


This atty will do nicely - bwaa haa haa

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[Eekaa Chu]

It's 3:00 AM. Do you know where your attys are?



He he he I know where your attys are.

Clutches her attys tightly and peers nervously out the window.......

EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

 

[loxmythe]

Clutches her attys tightly and peers nervously out the window.......

EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Hehehe
Psssst I'm down here under the bed I'm going to......

Oh cool I found a nickel

 

[bonniegirl]

Your Honor may I approach the bench?

*hushed tones falls over courtroom and Attorney for the defense approaches bench

Your honor I would request a psychological evaluation. My client is clearly not able to stand trial

I await a ruling on this matter.....what say you Judge dlite?




Oh dear how did I get mixed up in this?????? Oh...I remember......the LOLLIS!

 

[DLite]

The court will proceed after a full and complete psychological evaluation is conducted as I will allow the plea of Insanity

 

[loxmythe]

Yeah Yeah I had my head checked before - nobody never found nothing.View attachment 21056

 

[bonniegirl]

Your honor may I request one Dr. zbasspro? *dunno....looks like an Austrian or German name......close to Freud????? I am at a loss......

Is there a Dr. in the house?

Lox is in some deep doo-doo

Thank you for allowing my motion your honor...you are the best Judge for this case and btw....did I tell you that you look superb in that robe. Are you old enough to be a judge? You don't look a day over 21.

*loud sucking up noise is heard in the courtroom*

Lox rises and sharts.

Lox!!!!! That us no way to win friends and influence people, didn't you read the book?

Sheesh........this is tough....but those blueberry tooberry lollis are heavenly....they are.

 

[bonniegirl]

Could someone put up the bat radar for bOB?....Lox is in trouble here...lost his marbles.....flew the cuckoo nest......firing on 2 cylinders.........crazy as a ...well.....CRAZY!

 

[Eekaa Chu]

Hehehe
Psssst I'm down here under the bed I'm going to......

Oh cool I found a nickel

Reminds herself to check under the bed next time....Heeeyyy, where'd my pink atty go? Oh no, not Pinky!!! NOooooooooooooooo.
This madman must be stopped!

 

[Prism]

Lox turn on your speakers and take this insanity test. It can be used in your defense of this matter. You must stare at it for 2 min without laughing.
The Insanity Test - Funny Fun

 

[loxmythe]

Lox turn on your speakers and take this insanity test. It can be used in your defense of this matter. You must stare at it for 2 min without laughing.
The Insanity Test - Funny Fun

Failed miserably - I think I may have even peed a little

 

[Darkwitless]

you people are sick and twisted...I like that!

 

[Darkwitless]

And now i"m glad that I didn't click on the link. I've had 3 kids. "Nuf said.