Random story thread game, end 8/18/13
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remembered that I lost the Zeus and was using a 808 battery with a Blueberry carto...........and what the note said earlier came back to remembrance........"Do people actually read the backstory before they post?".
"Still wondering what that meant." I said to myself.
"Still wondering what that meant." I said to myself.
So I went back and read the 379 posts that I had skipped feeling extremely guilty. I clutched my Kanger EVOD with ProTank mini noting the tank was getting low.
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"Dang........I must still be lightheaded. I keep thinking that I'm vaping units other than my 808 battery with the Blueberry carto." I thought, as I walked down the road. When suddenly, I heard a voice from the woods on my left..........."They NEVER read the backstory, young man.........NEVER. No matter how many notes you float down stream..........they NEVER read it."
I stopped and peered into the darkness.........but I seen nothing.
I stopped and peered into the darkness.........but I seen nothing.
so I was glad I skipped church to bury the body. no way im going out in this rain.
Was the last thing I remember my Dad saying before he fell dead, in our livingroom nearly 30 years ago. I was only 6. What a weird thing to remember as I stand here looking into the woods for whoever just said "They NEVER read the backstory, young man.........NEVER. No matter how many notes you float down stream..........they NEVER read it.".
Then, from the darkness I heard him say......."It's like they don't understand what you're saying. They just post randomness, all over the place without knowing the whole story. I've seen it happen before......YES, I have!!!"
"Mister!!! Where are you??" I screamed.
And from the edge of the woods stepped a tired, fragile old man. He looked tired........REALLY tired.
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and he said "this is a random story & random things happen randomly" then he sat down leaning against a tree and fell asleep
"Well.......I guess that's that." I said. I turned and walked away.
About 10 minutes down the road I seen a sign that read "I give up. Who cares if it's ridiculous and unreadable." and then I threw myself in the woodchipper that was running beside of the barn. "It's grinding me to pieces right now, but that doesn't matter............SOMETHING is gonna come along, even if it makes no sense, and derail these events." I said outloud just before it sucked the rest of me into the spinning blades.
The mulchy pile of me curiously landed on the Zeus that I had lost earlier.........weird, huh? "That's "random" for ya!!" the mulch pile of me thought.
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Lying beside that rain gutter, 808 in hand. "Woah," I thought, "must've nic overdosed and passed out. Man my head hurts." So I grabbed my car keys that I just found and walked around the block to my car and hopped in. Still feeling half asleep my mind wandered to the man in the woods.."random incoherent remarks does not a story make, OP should've named the thread Random Remarks Thread Game," the man cried in my head, "people just troll around wanting to win prizes and not contribute anything meaningful on a social media forum." I could'nt get that voice out my head as I began to drive down Main St. "remember..." the voice said "if you wanna have fun, post on the Random Story Thread Game; if you wanna troll, go to Yahoo comments...." The voice trailed off and I was left with my spare 808 vaping blueberry riding down Main St. 
But I felt guilty at the thought, "it's 11 o'clock in the morning," I muttered to myself, "what am I, an alcoholic?" I needed to focus on where I was going...
I hoped that going thru my glovebox would jog my memory. "Low and behold"...........I couldn't believe what I found while I rifled thru it......
My Zeus!!! What an idiot I had been. Then it washed over me like a raging waterfall, "I haven't gone anywhere until now because all of this jumbled random nonsense kept my story in one spot, even after sifting through 155 posts this is the first time an actual plot started to form." Out of breath from my diatribe revelation I chose a destination which led me further down Main St. I started heading to the brick and mortar in the adjacent town of Canterbury where I would...
Stop to hang out for another 155 posts!
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I have to admit, finally getting somewhere feels great. Should be a great trip to listen to my Hall & Oates Greatest Hits CD.
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