Random story thread game, end 8/18/13

[Amraann]

Missing the man by mere inches and injuring my foot again.

 

[mcol]

He ran away, vaping and laughing.

 

[Amraann]

I limped back to the vape store planning to buy another zues and the store clerk said "If you will write a review I will give you our new zues for free."

 

[l_strider_l]

So I stopped for a second and gathered my thoughts. I recalled The Pardoner as I walked away from my Caddie and remembered this advice, "after your vape go down to yonder tree, there may be something there it's a roll of the dice."

 

[Amraann]

I hobbled my way down to the tree to discover.................

 

[l_strider_l]

A rotted out hole in the base of the tree. Lo and behold stashed deep down inside was a bag full of money left by the parishioner, so I....

 

[mcol]

Bought A brand new Zeus (magenta), a 10 pack of smileos, and a bottle of juice.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

Feeling generous, I also bought a 15ml bottle for everyone in the store and helped myself to an ice cold Pepsi from the drink machine.

 

[Amraann]

And still had plenty of money left. I wondered what else I should buy?

 

[SmilingSlasher]

And then I turned to the window and seen a Nathan's Hot Dog place across the street!!! "MMMMMMMMMMMM!! Hot Dogs!!!" I thought.

 

[mcol]

But hot dogs make me gag. ;-)

 

[Amraann]

So I walked down the road a little further to the local Pizza place where I ordered ........

 

[mcol]

A large thick crust with everything on it and a pitcher of Coke.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

It somehow JUST occurred to me that I have multiple personality disorder. Why else would one minute I'd be drinking Pepsi and saying "MMMMMMMMM. Hot Dogs!!!" but ALSO somehow know that I don't like either of those things. "I'm stupid!!!" I screamed out loud with a mouthful of that disgusting pizza and Coke.

 

[mcol]

But at the same time it was delicious so I wondered what was in that water I drank.

 

[Amraann]

Then I realized that a pizza with everything on it is amazing and my only mistake was not ordering a pitcher of beer to go with it and those yummy garlic rolls.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

I cried as I realized that I was allergic to garlic and began to go into anaphylactic shock. Unfortunately, no one had a Epi-Pen and I died right there on the floor of that disgusting pizza parlor.

 

[mcol]

And suddenly there was Santa again, with his green Zeus.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

And the Easter Bunny ran up behind him and SHANKED him with a prison style knife made from a rusted piece of car bumper. It caused severe damage and Santa died from bleeding out. The Easter Bunny stole the Zeus and threw it in a river and it fell 900ft to the bottom........NEVER to be seen again!!

 

[Amraann]

Now I must figure out how to vape while being a ghost.