I'm fairly certain you can't return e-cig products that have already been used . . . so that solves that!
Money is always tough between couples - my wife gets on my case for my e-cig spending even though it's not that much and I make enough money to cover it. She doesn't even work yet I don't monitor her spending .. which is plenty, believe me. I think it's more her getting annoyed seeing me vaping all the time - so she complains whenever vape mail arrives.
The greatest marriage skill I've learned is the ability to tune absolutely anything out. "What! Another e-cig package? blah blah blah".
That is precisely the reason that all of my Vape Mail gets sent to my office.
You said its your birthday you said?...tell him too go to hell.
No that is Tucker, he is a boy and my minion of vaping. My girlfriend is neither a minion nor a cat.