I have just been informed that today was Karl Marx's birfday.
HAPPY BIRFDAY UNCLE KARL!!!
Thanks to you, 100,000,000+ people died in the 20th century.
Feckin' kommies.
Ya know, I saw a bunch of 'em in Seattle this past week.
While I was working, They were blocking streets, and acting like spoiled beeches.
Feckin' commies.
RESIST COMMUNISM!!!