Reviewers!!

[EmeraldLeo1982]

I can't read your text reviews of those flavors you posted. That wall'o'text is a head killer. Like somebody said earlier....break it up and use proper text formatting please. This same rule applies to video's. Don't ramble or mumble, and it would be nice if there was sectional cut screens like :

0:00 section 1
1:37 section 2
3:14 section 3

And mark them in the video description so people could skip to the section of the review they're interested in. I've only seen this done on a couple reviews but I really enjoyed it and thought "yes, this is a well done review!"

 

[EmeraldLeo1982]

Please for the love of god don't have a 30 second high def intro with spaceships and ninjas flying around while Europe's the final countdown plays in the background, then all of a sudden you get to see some guy with a low end camera in a trailer where you see men's underwear hanging off a lamp. While the guy is wearing a stained warrant t shirt with the sleeves cut off.

bwahahah I think I've seen that one too....

So you see bebop.rocksteady, people DESPISE (DEEESPIIISSSSE) rockstar intro's.

 

[WBB0]

My personal favorite is the intro music with the volume set to 11, but then the actual review is whispered into a mic that's in another zip code.

 

[Ref Minor]

Skimpy clothing gets my attention.

 

[EmeraldLeo1982]

Ignore Ref Minor unless the skimpy clothing is on your hot GF walking around in the background. I'm sure we'd watch that review a few times before we got all the details.

 

[bebop.rocksteady]

Europe's the final countdown plays in the background.

Awwww c'mon man I love Europe! lolol

 

[bebop.rocksteady]

I can't read your text reviews of those flavors you posted. That wall'o'text is a head killer.

Thanks again EmeraldLeo1982! I really do appreciate the input. Those reviews weren't really meant to be "proper." But if I fix those problems maybe more people will read or get some information from them. Your idea about splitting the video up is a good one. I haaaaate watching a video that I only need some of the information from and I have to sit through 20 minutes of "this is this and that is that and I went to a vape meet and that is thaaaat blargh blargh blaaaaargh."

Thanks for the input guys and gals. I found out this afternoon that I have my first mod on it's way for review! Looking for a new liquid to pair with it and knock them both out at once!

 

[Princessdee]

Just a few things that bother me about some reviewers...
3) Rock-star intros. Just no.


3) Less rock star intros.

^^^^^This!

 

[Glen Snyder]

Please for the love of god don't have a 30 second high def intro with spaceships and ninjas flying around while Europe's the final countdown plays in the background, then all of a sudden you get to see some guy with a low end camera in a trailer where you see men's underwear hanging off a lamp. While the guy is wearing a stained warrant t shirt with the sleeves cut off.

Couldn't have said it better! Should be more Tawny Kitaen / Whitesnake kinda stuff. Warrant, pffffttt...

 

[smacuser]

Post a ton and give a link to your YouTube channel. Glamour Pix also help.

 

[minimalsaint]

And add lasers. Lots and lots of lasers.

 

[WillyZee]

if juice has been provided free ... state whether you are reviewing a free sample or one you paid for yourself.

Like Anderson Cooper says ... just keeping them honest