Haha I can tell you how many times I answered the phone, what? a phone where you can actually speak to someone? I can also tell you how many advocates I've built and how many people have thanked me because they can buy all the basic items they need at a reasonable price. Sure a little flash and few few lost leaders. That is what happens when an organized professional with a background in business enters a market jammed with your likes, in search of no glorious profits, at all, what so ever. For as long as I have been on here it's been quite easy to tell I haven't focused on making friends. Funny how I ended up with so many. I've already shown you, you just haven't realized it yet

Enjoy your Christmas sales this year boys cause I've just bled a whole bunch of cash in a fair fashion out of your pockets while helping your customers(mine?) save money and probably provided superior customer service.
Funny story had you noticed the hundreds of dollars I spent at your store and had some sort of process in place to see where I went when I quit ordering.... oh but you didn't. So here I am. I'd tell you to pull up your socks but I don't even think there on your feet. Don't worry the 5 piece atty system is on it's way to save you.
I could keep going but I won't. Thanks for the warm welcome, friend.