Serious Cautions about vaping... :)

[Sainted_S]

vaping will cut the available dating pool in half. When vaping there is no way to tolerate a partner smoking.

vaping will cause you to invest more money in gas. When you're having a really good tasting vape and you just want to "finish it up," you will drive by your intended destination and drive in circles until that smart cart is emptied to the last drop.

You will be perfectly content with your standard atties until a sly supplier adds a LR atty to an order and you are suddenly hooked on LR vaping or you will listen to the hype about Boge LR atties and then suddenly have $7.99 added to your vaping budget every month because you just can't live without them.

 

[JTman]

Indeed these are serious complications that arise from vaping. I know I have suffered from some of these symptoms myself. The FDA needs to step in here and warn others about these dangers!

Other side effects may include: chronic spending, sleepless nights researching the latest innovations, and worst of all... accusations of "smelling wonderful."

Be weary fellow vapers, these things could happen to you!

 

[scootertramp]

You must add mailman stalking and the anxiety that goes along with it. Will I slip up and give him a firm "let go my e-go" when he does finally show up?
And of course the disillusionment that perhaps there is a a "Santa Claus" after all...I mean who else would know how good I have been?

Sainted_S, what a fun thread you just started!

 

[Sainted_S]

I forgot one that is very important for newbies...
Burning plastic is never a good thing, don't light the end of your PV, put the lighters far out of reach of the computer.

 

[440corbon]

Don't forget the need to try out new pvs to see if you like it better. Even though you already have 4 perfectly good ones.

 

[ExMarbRed]

Don't forget that it's harmful to animals. My dogs keep wondering why they can't go outside and chase cats/squirrels and get their "business" done every hour on the hour. I'm thinking they could be a little less selfish and a lot more supportive!

 

[unsure]

LOL

Not a money saver by no means. Those signatures (none above) that say not smoked XXXX cigarettes and saved $$$$$$$......in red is the joke!!!

 

[t9c]

I forgot one that is very important for newbies...
Burning plastic is never a good thing, don't light the end of your PV, put the lighters far out of reach of the computer.

LIGHTERS? We don't need no stinking lighters...

LOL! Thanks for the fun thread Sainted_S!

 

[cleolove]

I forgot one that is very important for newbies...
Burning plastic is never a good thing, don't light the end of your PV, put the lighters far out of reach of the computer.

Now you tell me ... I had to learn the hard way. lol

But here's another ... you will be tempted to sit and sniff your trash bin, since all those tissues with extra drips are making it smell so good. MMMM my trash smells like pecan pie.

 

[JupiterV]

You're kids will be really mad when you've spent their college funds on PV stuff!

 

[CapableVapable]

USPS Track and Confirm will become your most visited website.

 

[unsure]

You're kids will be really mad when you've spent their college funds on PV stuff!

College is about learning this lesson is one well spent! LOL

 

[cleolove]

You're kids will be really mad when you've spent their college funds on PV stuff!

Not only that, but now that you have quit smoking, you will live longer and spend their inheritance!

 

[hiram13pm]

WARNING: As your tastebuds change (and you can actually taste food again), many of your favorite foods may become unpalatable, especially if they involve drive-through lanes or an option to "super-size".

 

[al-fredo]

I forgot one that is very important for newbies...
Burning plastic is never a good thing, don't light the end of your PV, put the lighters far out of reach of the computer.

I did it. I burned the tip of two of those cheap store-bought plastic ones at the beginning, but I have hidden all the lighters before getting my ego t out of the box.
Great tread
Alfredo

 

[Juicehead]

USPS Track and Confirm will become your most visited website.

haha this one is very true!

 

[Secti0n31]

LOL This thread rocks.

Yes indeed I highly doubt that I'll be able to date a smoker anymore, but there's always the off-chance that you'll be able to get a smoker to convert! I did, why can't they? Second of all YES to mailman anxiety!! When USPS tracking says it'll be there on the XXth, and it's not in the mail I freak out! Or when it says out for delivery and all that's in the mailbox is junk mail (don't fret, he'll be back by 5pm).

I've not lit a PV on fire yet, but that's because I put all of my lighters in a drawer and haven't needed them in some time. Yeah I suppose stress kills, but smoking kills more. As for saving money. I've spent almost exactly as much as my signature says that I've saved, so I'm breaking even atm. By the end of summer I'll have everything I want. A ton of attys, 3 ego batts 2 passthroughs and a 5v (either a GLV or a feeder box mod) and that'll be it, just juice.

I'm one of those people that's going to stock up just in case the FDA succeeds in trampling over this industry.

 

[Twisty]

As your sense of smell returns you discover your s--- DOES stink.

 

[ExMarbRed]

+1 Twisty... Sometimes the funniest things are oh so true....

 

[Katdarling]

Fantastic thread....... can't type..... laughing too hard..... at the TRUTH!