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I had a good chuckle with that one! I have noticed though, that this thread gets a lot of "views" even between posts from any of us. I wonder who drops in and slowly turns around to tip-toe out, unnoticed?

The first woman that come to this thread and hang around, participate, and have a mind like ours......is a girl I wanna party with, or run because is a dude in womens clothes
 

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The first woman that come to this thread and hang around, participate, and have a mind like ours......is a girl I wanna party with, or run because is a dude in womens clothes

Who you kidding keg...you run towards, not away, from chick/dudes.

I work with a couple of ladies that make me blush on occasion, and I've known a lot of grade school teachers and I'll tell you what.....they are a lewd and crude bunch.
 

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Who you kidding keg...you run towards, not away, from chick/dudes.

I work with a couple of ladies that make me blush on occasion, and I've known a lot of grade school teachers and I'll tell you what.....they are a lewd and crude bunch.

Well turn them on to vaping, and get them to this thread.....I like you guys, but damn this sausage fest has gone on long enough
 

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Who you kidding keg...you run towards, not away, from chick/dudes.

I work with a couple of ladies that make me blush on occasion, and I've known a lot of grade school teachers and I'll tell you what.....they are a lewd and crude bunch.


That lewdness is one of the things I look for in my female friends..it's a great trait, IMO, to have. It says a lot about them, in between the sheets.
 

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Well turn them on to vaping, and get them to this thread.....I like you guys, but damn this sausage fest has gone on long enough

Sometimes(often) an estrogen-free environment is just what the Dr ordered. Now...I would welcome a few posters of the fairer gender, however, if they show up and decide that we need to paint or get new curtains...or get some of those damn doilly thingys...telling us midgets and tiny burros is not pc....take a shower...see where I'm headed? I get enough of that everyday in my real life....I enjoy coming here for the sheer stupidity of it all. Although...we do hit on a few poignant topics and on occasion act civilized, but all in all I just enjoy "hanging" with you guys amd acting like guys.

DISCLAIMER:
IF I HAVE, IN THIS OR ANY OTHER POST, OFFENDED ANY FELLOW,FEMALE NE. VAPER....I APPOLOGIZE.
IF ANY FELLOW, FEMALE.NE VAPER HAS EVER CHECKED THIS THREAD AND DIDN'T FEEL COMFORTABLE POSTING BECAUSE OF OUR SOPHMORIC BEHAVIOR...AGAIN....I APPOLOGIZE.
TO THE NEXT FELLOW FEMALE, NE. VAPER TO POST...A GRAND PRIZE AWAITS. SEE PITT FOR DETAILS. RESTRICTIONS APPLY.

I'm covered. Just for the record...I dont think that anything that's gone on here would faze Sparrots in the least.
Maybe I'll pop over to "the other forum" and see if I can get her to come back for a visit.
 

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Sometimes(often) an estrogen-free environment is just what the Dr ordered. Now...I would welcome a few posters of the fairer gender, however, if they show up and decide that we need to paint or get new curtains...or get some of those damn doilly thingys...telling us midgets and tiny burros is not pc....take a shower...see where I'm headed? I get enough of that everyday in my real life....I enjoy coming here for the sheer stupidity of it all. Although...we do hit on a few poignant topics and on occasion act civilized, but all in all I just enjoy "hanging" with you guys amd acting like guys.

DISCLAIMER:
IF I HAVE, IN THIS OR ANY OTHER POST, OFFENDED ANY FELLOW,FEMALE NE. VAPER....I APPOLOGIZE.
IF ANY FELLOW, FEMALE.NE VAPER HAS EVER CHECKED THIS THREAD AND DIDN'T FEEL COMFORTABLE POSTING BECAUSE OF OUR SOPHMORIC BEHAVIOR...AGAIN....I APPOLOGIZE.
TO THE NEXT FELLOW FEMALE, NE. VAPER TO POST...A GRAND PRIZE AWAITS. SEE PITT FOR DETAILS. RESTRICTIONS APPLY.

I'm covered. Just for the record...I dont think that anything that's gone on here would faze Sparrots in the least.
Maybe I'll pop over to "the other forum" and see if I can get her to come back for a visit.

If I remember correctly, it wasn't a female who told us the use of the term 'midget' wasn't PC..

Great, so now I have to get all creative with a grand prize? Well at least you put that restrictions apply..it does make it a bit easier for myself. Seeing as how my SO probably wouldn't approve of me giving that "grand prize" to anybody else, that eliminates that..hmm..free mini donkey rides for life, maybe? A date with Veal? A spanking? Eh, I'll come up with something I'm sure.
 

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If I remember correctly, it wasn't a female who told us the use of the term 'midget' wasn't PC..

Great, so now I have to get all creative with a grand prize? Well at least you put that restrictions apply..it does make it a bit easier for myself. Seeing as how my SO probably wouldn't approve of me giving that "grand prize" to anybody else, that eliminates that..hmm..free mini donkey rides for life, maybe? A date with Veal? A spanking? Eh, I'll come up with something I'm sure.

Yeah...don't think it was a chick that said "midget" was a no-no.....think it was that really short guy...remember him?
Eh....screw the prize....I was going to go with "a dream date in knee pads with randy mantooth"....and if ANYONE can reference that(its music..you have to name the band and the song)..I will give out a prize.

Time is of the essence...contest closes at 3:00pm cst.....come on youngsters.....somebody Impress me
 

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Yard is mowed....garage is about 28% cleaned out...natty light 18 pack. Is about 25% history....
I feel I've gone above and beyond today.....my wife is 1 lucky girl.

Here's how I see today playing out:
Garage....
50% cleaned
Natty light 18 pack...neighbor just pulled up....going to go with "history" and then some.

I want to appologize for......the future....maybe....but yeah. I see where forays headed....lol...
 

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Yeah...don't think it was a chick that said "midget" was a no-no.....think it was that really short guy...remember him?
Eh....screw the prize....I was going to go with "a dream date in knee pads with randy mantooth"....and if ANYONE can reference that(its music..you have to name the band and the song)..I will give out a prize.

Time is of the essence...contest closes at 3:00pm cst.....come on youngsters.....somebody Impress me

I thought the "dream date in kneepads" was with Paul Williams and a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth..If I remember correctly, anyways.
 
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I though the "dream date in kneepads" was with Paul Williams and a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth..If I remember correctly, anyways.

Oh, but you wanted the band and the song..well I believe (gawd, I hope I don't make a fool out of myself) it was 'What Do You Want From Life' by the Tubes.
 

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Yard is mowed....garage is about 28% cleaned out...natty light 18 pack. Is about 25% history....
I feel I've gone above and beyond today.....my wife is 1 lucky girl.

Here's how I see today playing out:
Garage....
50% cleaned
Natty light 18 pack...neighbor just pulled up....going to go with "history" and then some.

I want to appologize for......the future....maybe....but yeah. I see where forays headed....lol...

My lawn is done, garage is already clean..but I do not have 18 beers. Only had 6 Sammies, and 3 left. I may require more, myself. No apologies needed, Mr. Contest..it's a Saturday.
 

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Oh, but you wanted the band and the song..well I believe (gawd, I hope I don't make a fool out of myself) it was 'What Do You Want From Life' by the Tubes.

Ding ding ding.....I'm impressed Pitt...(you Google that ....?)

I saw Alice cooper and the tubes circa 1979....
Now you have the definitive insight to me.....
It was damn good though...it was prior to the crackdown On having strippers on stage(although when I saw kid rock he had strippers)


Ok....the more I think about this the more I have to call Bull........pitt...you ain't d enough...Google...right??
 

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Just got back from a visit with sam, picking up some cartos.....hawk, I'm getting close to needing some juice, really need to start mixing my flavors up a bit.

I won a bottle of juice from juicy vapor, going to give the cranberry and limes a try, if it ever gets here.

Hey keg....if I can keep off the couch(fingers crossed) I'm about to mix a bit. I've got bottles cleaning in the sink as we speak.
So....I mostly have tobaccos....I also have a couple of berries....I have some "pro"juice....let me go see what "pro" liquid I have on hand...and give you an account of what flavorings I have.
 

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Ding ding ding.....I'm impressed Pitt...(you Google that ....?)

I saw Alice cooper and the tubes circa 1979....
Now you have the definitive insight to me.....
It was damn good though...it was prior to the crackdown On having strippers on stage(although when I saw kid rock he had strippers)


Ok....the more I think about this the more I have to call Bull........pitt...you ain't d enough...Google...right??


Hey Even though I am only just shy of 30, I have always taken an interest in in mid-late 70s and 80s songs. Certain groups/songs just stayed with me.
 

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So what's my prize any damn way? Lol

Man I'm torn here....in my heart I'm thinking..."no tucking way" do you know this.....
But then I have to go back to when I was in 6th grade...all my buds were listening to "bubble gum"...and i was rocking the hell out of yes...pink Floyd...etc...

So....the question remains......how do you know my brother???
 
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