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hawkizefan

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Momma didn't raise no fool, I don't give it away until I have been sufficently compensated.

I don't see a set of keys in my hand!

Just for the record ...none of the new vehicles are for me....and that includes the one I had to go co-sign for my son 2 weeks ago.
Now....if you want a ride in my bottom of the line chevy worktruck I'll come pick you up keg.
Rule is however.."..., grass or gas.....nobody rides for free"..........:........(really hope you opt for the gas.one by the way).
 

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Just for the record ...none of the new vehicles are for me....and that includes the one I had to go co-sign for my son 2 weeks ago.
Now....if you want a ride in my bottom of the line chevy worktruck I'll come pick you up keg.
Rule is however.."..., grass or gas.....nobody rides for free"..........:........(really hope you opt for the gas.one by the way).

You should totally write a song with that idea..
 

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Pitt, I shall stroke nothing.

Hawk, is this how your wife normally welcomes you back from a vegas trip?

I'm about to load up my kiddo and go park ontop of the crossroads parking garage to watch the fireworks at Memorial Park. Too damn hot for that but oh well.

Don't think of it as a stroking motion, but rather a melting of his will power. That's how his wife gets him almost stranded in Vegas and then makes him buy cars and dinners upon his woeful return. Lol, p***y power is what it is..
 

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Don't think of it as a stroking motion, but rather a melting of his will power. That's how his wife gets him almost stranded in Vegas and then makes him buy cars and dinners upon his woeful return. Lol, p***y power is what it is..

Whoa....never thought of that angle....I bet she IS behind the missing license. Probably figured it would keep me out of the wildhorse 2 in Vegas.
One of the benefits of getting older is that p***y loses a lot of the power it use to hold over you. It's still there...but not all powerful.
Women still run the world however because they control half the money and all the p***y in the world. Sometimes I withhold sex to teach her a lesson. Going on 3 years....I think she's starting to crack..lol.
 

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Whoa....never thought of that angle....I bet she IS behind the missing license. Probably figured it would keep me out of the wildhorse 2 in Vegas.
One of the benefits of getting older is that p***y loses a lot of the power it use to hold over you. It's still there...but not all powerful.
Women still run the world however because they control half the money and all the p***y in the world. Sometimes I withhold sex to teach her a lesson. Going on 3 years....I think she's starting to crack..lol.

I'm telling you..I ran that by Jen and she laughed and said that sounds like something a woman would do. Needless to say, you are neglecting the power of thy rod. If used in the right way, can be the end of womens' rule! Oh wait, you went there..3 years ago..and still..Lmao! You're a hoot, man.
 
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