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PittBoss

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$10 on the table for anyone who wants to mow my yard today.
To be fair I have to go with whoever replies first. In the future however, I can set up a rotating schedule so all you guys get an opportunity.

Sorry buddy..looks like we are about on the same yard schedule..Mine is do for a once over today. Gotta get to that before it gets to that upper 90 mark.
 

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$10 on the table for anyone who wants to mow my yard today.
To be fair I have to go with whoever replies first. In the future however, I can set up a rotating schedule so all you guys get an opportunity.

I rent, therefore I do not mow. 10 bucks as tempting as it may sound, doesn't pay for my gas across town, a 12 pack of natty to rehydrate, and they loss of my dignity as I become your underpaid gardener.

However, the opportunity to become the replacement for the pool boy in the Mrs dreams......priceless.
 

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I can't even look at Irish Spring while in the market, without thinking of that conversation..and shuddering! Lol

Lol....there's always dove or dial! Dial spelled backward is laid....coincidence???...
You really have to be careful with that chloroform...might I recommend something in a nice ruphie??
I've already edged and trimmed and just started mowing. Damn muggy out.

You ever notice no ladies seem to post in here? Wierd isn't it?
 

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I rent, therefore I do not mow. 10 bucks as tempting as it may sound, doesn't pay for my gas across town, a 12 pack of natty to rehydrate, and they loss of my dignity as I become your underpaid gardener.

However, the opportunity to become the replacement for the pool boy in the Mrs dreams......priceless.

How bout I buy the beer...but the loss of dignity, in at least 1 way, is a given.
I pity our "poolboy"....
 

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Lol....there's always dove or dial! Dial spelled backward is laid....coincidence???...
You really have to be careful with that chloroform...might I recommend something in a nice ruphie??
I've already edged and trimmed and just started mowing. Damn muggy out.

You ever notice no ladies seem to post in here? Wierd isn't it?

I don't use bar soap..but the image is catastrophic to what's left of my mental well being.

No ladies post here, because of stuff like this, lmao:

"Pretty good group of peeps in here....except for about 3 that you really need to watch. I'll fill you in later about them.
Don't know what pitt told you about this forum, but hope he told you about the cultural and educational aspects.
We have literature discussion night
Science and nature night
Foreign film night
Embracing your feminine inner self night
How to care and feed for your little donkey and transgendered midget clown...oh yeah...there it is...."
 

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Back to mowing and waiting for a socially acceptable time to crack a natty(there you go pitt....fore)

Haha, well I can't say that there is an acceptable time to crack open a natty, period..however, if it makes you feel better, I will be opening a Sam Adams here in a few before I head outside.
 

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I don't use bar soap..but the image is catastrophic to what's left of my mental well being.

No ladies post here, because of stuff like this, lmao:

"Pretty good group of peeps in here....except for about 3 that you really need to watch. I'll fill you in later about them.
Don't know what pitt told you about this forum, but hope he told you about the cultural and educational aspects.
We have literature discussion night
Science and nature night
Foreign film night
Embracing your feminine inner self night
How to care and feed for your little donkey and transgendered midget clown...oh yeah...there it is...."

lol..:D...couldn't help it. Plus the man should know what he's walking into. Just hope he didn't get all excited when he got to the foreign film part.
 

PittBoss

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lol..:D...couldn't help it. Plus the man should know what he's walking into. Just hope he didn't get all excited when he got to the foreign film part.

I had a good chuckle with that one! I have noticed though, that this thread gets a lot of "views" even between posts from any of us. I wonder who drops in and slowly turns around to tip-toe out, unnoticed?
 
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